The Mock Dock

I am DYING to see Sarah Jessica Parker in these.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that of all of the things I’ve ever had on my Christmas list, a pair of shoes made from elephant poop is not one of them.

Yeah – they’re dumb, but this is like the best example of recycling ever.  These are dumb GREEN shoes, if you will.

Al Gore should get some.

I didn’t think it was possible for a pair of shoes to go with nothing AND absolutely everything all at the same time.

What possible fashion statement would someone wearing these be trying to make?  I mean, I get it if you’re identity-confused and currently undergoing treatment to become a goat.  But outside of that, I don’t get this.

I’ve seen tons of photos of these types of backwards shoes, but what I haven’t seen is VIDEO.  What I want to see is video of someone, say, jogging in them.  Or at least walking briskly.

I don’t get how this dude is staying upright.   Does someone have a scientific explanation?

I suppose if you’re already wearing a Daisy Dukes and a tube top, and you were still concerned that people might not think you’re slutty enough, you could always go for these.

If you feel like playing a seriously sadistic game of footsie, these might be just the shoes for you!

You guys – look at the foot on the right side of the picture.  Her big toe is at a full 90 degree angle from the rest of her foot.

You know what I’m dying to see?  Video of these shoes.  Video of this chick walking in these shoes.