Can you imagine driving on a busy highway, possibly stressed out trying to get somewhere, and having to stare at a huge Eddie Murphy head the whole way? I don’t think transporting a giant Eddie Murphy head should even be legal. I mean, this is extremely distracting.
You know that dude in the mercedes behind it is thinking, “I wonder how close I can get without actually being sucked into one of those nostrils.”
Wouldn’t it be cooler still if that huge Eddie Murphy head blasted “Party All The Time” out of it?
To fill you in, Eddie Murphy did it with Scary Spice. He was hoping for a casual hook-up, but he forgot that having sex can sometimes lead to having babies. Funny how that happens, huh? Now their little miracle, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, is 11 months old…and Eddie is telling the tabloids that he has no intention of seeing his kid.
According to The National Enquirer, Eddie claims Scary told him she was on the pill and that she tricked him into getting her knocked up. A source said, “What was supposed to be a casual relationship ended with her having his baby and taking him to court for millions.”
Let me get this straight. SHE ended up having this baby? Like it was alllllllll her fault. hmm. Seems to me that if you were wanting a casual fling with someone, you wouldn’t take their word for it that they were on the pill. Also, I’m pretty sure Scary Spice doesn’t need his millions. Eddie’s lawyer claims he paid Scary $15,000 a month while she was pregnant and even covered her medical expenses. They are still fighting over child support. Scary reportedly wants a $9 million house and living expenses for the next 18 years.
You know who should get involved here? Maury Povich. He could have this all cleared up before the news.
Two weeks after getting symbolically but not legally married, Eddie Murphy and his symbolic but not legal wife have decided to end their relationship, which really just makes a mockery of Pam Anderson’s what - month long? - marriage to Rick Solomon.
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