It turns out, that without make-up, Eva Longoria is actually a 13 year old girl in need of a mustache wax. Who knew?
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Rumors flooded the internet yesterday that Tony Parker had cheated on Eva Longoria, his wife of just a few months, with some French model ho-bag. The ho-bag herself came forward to tell all about it. And today, People is saying it’s not true, because Tony said, “I love my wife” and Eva said, “Tony’s been nothing short of a perfect husband”.
I don’t know about you, but neither of those quotes say, “I didn’t sleep with that ho-bag” or “My husband didn’t cheat on me with that ho-bag”.
I’m thinking Eva is about to get some huge make-up diamonds from Tony. Otherwise, couldn’t they sue the ho-bag for spreading around a bunch of lies? Am I right?
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