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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Eva Longoria</title>
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		<title>SHOCK</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eva Longoria is apparently getting a divorce from her husband, because he exchanges sexts with other women, and probably has affairs with them and stuff. Never saw that one coming (snort). She wants spousal support, according to documents that TMZ got their hands on.  Because she&#8217;s a desperate housewife.  &#60;&#8211; See what I did there? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Happened.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[And yet, somehow, we all survived. Wow.]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Pointless Video You Will Ever Watch</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eva Longoria and her husband Tony Parker remade Summer Nights, from the movie Grease, which starred the infinitely more talented Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta. I don&#8217;t know why they did it &#8211; I just know they did it. And it&#8217;s every bit as stupid as you might expect, and you&#8217;ll wish you hadn&#8217;t watched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Look!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It turns out, that without make-up, Eva Longoria is actually a 13 year old girl in need of a mustache wax.  Who knew?]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Cheating on Eva?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors flooded the internet yesterday that Tony Parker had cheated on Eva Longoria, his wife of just a few months, with some French model ho-bag.  The ho-bag herself came forward to tell all about it.  And today, People is saying it&#8217;s not true, because Tony said, &#8220;I love my wife&#8221; and Eva said, &#8220;Tony&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
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