The Mock Dock

I don’t know if you guys watched the Family Guy special last night, but Mr. Mock and I did and basically it was a huge disappointment EXCEPT for this one shining moment, which an alert and astute mockdocker sent me via youtube today. I love this.

You know what would have made the show completely perfect? If they just would have had Seth MacFarlane sing for 1/2 an hour. THAT would have been awesome.

Matt said in a recent interview with Men’s Health magazine that his dad taught him the secret to physical contact with a woman:

“If you ever make a move, whether it’s for a kiss or touching her down there, and you feel the slightest bit of resistance, stop. A lot of times, after you stop, they’re going to then say, now it’s OK. Don’t. That time, that day, that’s as far as you go…It’s a great lesson. You do that, and you know what? Women do come back. They say, what? Nobody stops! They want to go out with you again. And eventually you don’t have to stop.”

Somehow I have a feeling that doesn’t necessarily work for men who are not Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit.

You know who hates Matt McConaughoweveryouspellit? Stewie. BEHOLD:

Mr. Mock and I had the 7pm rerun episode of Family Guy on this evening, and I was semi-paying attention to it while Mr. Mock was totally paying attention to it, and all of a sudden he says, “MOCK – LOOK!” and he hits the DVR to ”pause” and you know what was on the screen, as a scene segue, smack dab in the middle of the Family Guy episode?  THIS:

I made Mr. Mock keep the TV frozen until I could snap a photo of it, especially to share with all of you.  This photo is in no way altered.  Family Guy clearly hates Ashley Judd as much as we do!

This one. I had to search high and low for it, because youtube and myspace took it down, but here it is. It’s almost impossible to actually call a favorite scene from Family Guy since there is brilliance in nearly every episode, but I really think this one is it.

Enjoy the result of my intensive 1/2 hour search.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent in this photo today.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that a KEY attached to her his its g-string?  Whaaaaa?

Also, look at the bottom lip.  It’s the size of an oreo.

I love how everyone around is like, totally oblivious to the fact that there is an amazon burgundy FREAK standing around holding a whip.  Speaking of whips, you can never ever ever have too much of this scene: