WARNING: This video is Nationally GeoGRAPHIC…you can see this at the zoo, but who’s want to!
It seems that former-New-Jersey-homosexual-living-straight-Governer Ted McGreevey is all about confirming the stories of threesomes started at a TGI Fridays including his estranged wife and 20-year-old gubernatorial aide.
I though that a menage a trois` started at a mediocre restaurant chain was pretty sketchy…Imagine the story this guy will have to tell if he ever becomes governor.
So apparently there are a handful of men out there who still try and look like this. ON PURPOSE. Please help me understand what has become of his penis. I see some lumps in and around his groinular area, but I don’t see anything resembling man parts. You?
So I was frolicking about on a well-known celebrity gossip blog, and took a moment to check out some of the site advertising. This picture, ladies and gentlemen, is the marketing tool used to advertise a gay guy networking site.
I used to think I knew the primary difference between gay guys and straight guys. Little did I know that gay guys consider licking their own armpits and holding psuedo-identification badges a turn-on.
I have so much to learn.
OK, so I was just checking Perez Hilton, and he is claiming that in Marsha Brady’s new autobiography (I realize she has a real name and life, but honestly I don’t care)…anyway, he is saying that she is going to claim that her and Jan had a lesbian affair during the filming of the show. If this upsets you as emotionally as it did me, then I challenge you to write your congressman. I’m sure he/she isn’t busy. Or, if you must, comment. But please, no horny “ooohh baby, chick on chick” comments. My stomach can’t take it.
Capris on men (aka Manpris) really make guys look gay.
While I was drinking an unhealthy amount today, I managed to actually catch the number “24″ on the back of a pair of crocs. For the love of god, if wearing crocs was not bad enough for man in his 40’s, please do not incorporate nascar into this trend. Also, please do not wear the same shoes as your 4 year old nephew. I say nephew because if you are wearing crocs at age 45, you probably never got laid anyway.
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Infamous she-man Chris Crocker makes a statement about the coverage Fox News gave to his Leave Britney Alone video. In the new video, Chris indicates that he is GAY.
GAY!?!? This is startling, shocking, alarming news.
I’m posting this even though its semi-funny. This is Perez Hilton, responding to our sobbing, Britney-loving, Posh-Spice look-alike from yesterday. I think we might have a full on, gay-on-gay battle here people. Not since the likes of Babs and Liza have gay men been so passionate over a female singer.
I give you Exhibit D: The classiest man alive. I hope to God this dude is gay, because I can’t imagine any sane woman being attracted to someone with a tattoo like this.
Dude on the right is Lance Bass’s ex-boyfriend. And he’s clearly upgraded. Their whole relationship, however, is probably based around discussing how to work their ab, pec and bicep muscles. That is, when they’re not having pillow fights and picking out wallpaper.
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