The Mock Dock

I cannot EXPRESS the amount of love I have for this. Unless this is how British troops behave all the time, in which case, OMG START HELPING US FIGHT BAD GUYS ALREADY.

An alert and astute mockdocker posted this on my FB wall, and it’s the Glee kids singing the National Anthem, and it’s great.

I *heart* Glee.

Sorry I didn’t talk to you guys yesterday evening, but I was very very very busy hanging around thousands and thousands of my closest teenaged friends at the Glee Live concert in downtown Indy.

Yes.  I saw Glee in concert.  I went with 4 friends, who are all a good 8-10 years younger than I am, but probably more mature, so really we balanced out nicely.  Honestly, we weren’t really the oldest ones there – there were lots and lots of grown-ups.  But also lots and lots of teenagers.

Most of the teenaged girls were totally freaking out over the lead male dude from the show, Finn, who I’ve never really been into, because I have always been too busy looking at Puck.  And I’m happy to report that Puck and I had a moment.  BEHOLD:

Granted, it’s not a moment that HE realizes we had, but STILL.

We were in good seats just to the side of the stage, but the reverb was awful there and so after a few songs we went up to one of the suites, right in the center of Conseco Field House looking directly at the stage, and that was completely awesome.  That was one of those moment where I was super glad I had Friends Of Importance with connections and pull and influence.  Don’t get me wrong – I am a total nobody, but every now and then I get to hang with people who are Somebody, and I’ve discovered that for events like concerts, that can come in very very handy. What with the suite passes and free drinks and food and whatnot.

Anyway, that’s why I wasn’t around yesterday evening.  But tonight I’ll be mocktastic. Promise.

According to this, Lindsay Lohan’s mom is SUING the tv show Glee for making fun of Lindsay.

I am not making this up.

The episode in question featured Gwyneth Paltrow as a substitute teacher in the highschool teaching Spanish. She said, in Spanish (with subtitles on the bottom of the screen), “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” and then, “Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.”

And Dina flipped out, lawyered up, and is accusing the show of defamation of character.

Just think about that for a moment. While you ponder, take a little trip down memory lane with Dina and Lindsay:

I don’t know about you all, but I’m thinking Dina and Lindsay have done a fine job of defaming themselves without any assistance from a FREAKING TV SHOW.

GAWD.

I can’t decide how I feel about this. Something about Gwyneth Paltrow annoys the crap out of me. HOWEVER, she has a nice enough singing voice. However, it is criminal for anyone else but Cee Lo to sing this song. However, it’s the Glee cast and I love them. However, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t have enough soul to front this song. However, I love Glee.

Do you see my dilemma?

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS last night? I love this gay boy version of Teenage Dream SO MUCH I can hardly stand it.

Totally downloading from iTunes. LOVE.

Because HELLO:

It’s Glee. Plus Britney.

GLITNEY.

I’ll catch you guys afterwords.

In case you missed it:

LOVE. The only way this could have been improved would have been for Jimmy Fallon to pull Courtney Cox out of the audience to do the white man’s dance at the end.

…an 18 year old feels like she needs Botox.

According to this, that adorable teenage singer Charice Pempengco from the Philippines is going to guest star on Glee, and has undergone an “anti-aging procedure” along with Botox injections so that she will “look fresh on camera.”

This chick got that stuff called Thermage, which is SUPPOSED to be for older, wrinklier women. Charice said, about her “preparations” – “All people will be anticipating how will Charice look? Is she good enough to pit against Rachel Berry? So of course there is tremendous pressure.”

HOW SAD IS THAT, you guys? I mean, really – it’s just SAD.

I swear, a couple decades from now it will be unacceptable to look 15. Models will have to look, say, 8 or 9 TOPS in order to have any success whatsoever.

HATE.

Did you guys watch Glee last night? Because not only was last night’s episode awesome, because Glee is awesome, but there was a flash mob scene ON Glee. And you know how much I love flash mobs. So to have a flash mob ON the show that I love? I was barely able to CONTAIN MY JOY.

LOVE.