Madonna’s sort of in revival mode right now – what with Jane Lynch’s Vogue in the post below, and the entire Glee songbook being all Madonna-ified in next week’s episode. But if there is anything about Madonna that does NOT need to be glorified or replicated in any way, it’s her arms.
Sarah Jessica Parker – please. I’m begging you. Do not do this to yourself. Put a little meat on those arms.
And for God’s sake -that waist doesn’t even look HUMAN anymore.
I love Jane Lynch SO SO SO SO MUCH.
An alert and astute mockdocker sent me these video clips of a Glee Flash Mob and they made me SO HAPPY. Glee comes back on this week! I’m totally gleeked out!!!
Plus, it made me happy because I had to deal with a super creepy dude at my other site today. You wouldn’t believe the hate mail I got. If you haven’t seen it yet, you should check it out. Lahoo-natic. WOW.
Anyway, if you want to join me in my glee, BEHOLD the gleeness right here:
Glee was high drama last night, you guys. The fake baby was exposed. There were tears. And sectionals is next week!!! I am unhealthily excited for sectionals.
Best. Show. EVER.
And now there’s going to be an unhealthy schoolgirl/teacher crush! LOVE.
Skip through the first 50 seconds or so, because it’s just a bunch of funky paintings, but then the rest of this is those orange-jumpsuited prisoners rocking it out to Queen.
You know what I’ve decided? If I ever commit a crime, I want to be sent to that Filipino prison. It’s like Glee 24/7 there.
I’m posting this ENTIRELY for Daisy’s benefit.
GOD I love Wednesdays.
So this afternoon, Daisy and I were having a quick instant message exchange on Yahoo IM. And we were wrapping up, when Daisy typed, “Oh – and I have to get this off my chest…” which of course made me kind of freeze in my chair, because no one says that unless whatever follows it is kind of bad.
And then I waited.
And at the bottom of the screen, it said, “Daisy is typing a message” like it does when you’re waiting for a response and the person you’re messaging with is in the midst of responding. And it kept saying that. FOREVER. And I sat there, terrified. I was all, “Crap! What did I do? What did I say? What did I do wrong?” in my head, agonizing over why she might be angry with me.
And I kept waiting. And she kept typing. And I was thinking, “HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP she is typing a NOVEL to me about why she’s mad.” And finally, after like 10 minutes, I couldn’t take it anymore. And I typed, “YOU ARE KILLING ME.”
And this was the rest of our conversation:
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:30 PM): what? with the Glee thing?
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:33 PM): i know. I just had to say it.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:34 PM): i’m sorry
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:40 PM): i just don’t see why you like it.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:22:40 PM): Whaaaa? You said – I have to get this off my chest – and then you never said anything
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:46 PM): ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:47 PM): ha ha
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:52 PM): i thought it went through and then you got mad!
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:53 PM): lol
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:55 PM): i hate Glee
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:22:57 PM): hate it.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:22:57 PM): you ding dong
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:10 PM): That’s all you said? That you hate Glee?
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:10 PM): i mean, i think it’s dumb as hell. and I don’t understand why you and my sister love it so much.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:17 PM): so I’m starting to think that I’m getting old. officially
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:18 PM): yeah.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:24 PM): I am totally cracking up right now
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:25 PM): i hated Moulin Rouge, though, too
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:31 PM): My sister LOVED that freakin’ movie.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:33 PM): I actually was not a huge moulin rouge fan
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:35 PM): i mean, OBSESSED
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:35 PM): I tolerated it
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:43 PM): but I ADORE musicals in general
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:44 PM): Glee is like a TV show of Moulin Rouge.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:23:48 PM): yeah. i hate musicals.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:54 PM): Well, there you go
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:23:56 PM): so there’s the one difference between you and me.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:05 PM): i’d rather go to the dentist.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:08 PM): there’s ONE THING!
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:09 PM): yes.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:11 PM): And I ADORE broadway
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:15 PM): so does my sister.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:20 PM): she could go every weekend to a friggin show.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:20 PM): but glee is not at all like moulin
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:23 PM): not even a teeny bit
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:27 PM): it’s like we weren’t made by the same people.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:47 PM): Glee allows me to be in show choir once a week vicariously
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:24:54 PM): i know. and you love show choir.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:56 PM): And I LOVED show choir
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:24:59 PM): LOVE LOVE LOVED it
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:25:07 PM): I couldn’t have loved it any harder
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:08 PM): so that’s cool. but just know that I won’t be watching Glee with you anytime soon.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:25:13 PM): I will not make you watch glee.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:25:22 PM): And you are hereby allowed to skip any mockdock posts about it
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:23 PM): you should’ve been a teacher and then been the head of the show choir
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:28 PM): ok.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:25:35 PM): But I am SO going to kidnap chicklet and get her to watch it with me
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:36 PM): i have even refrained from commenting.
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:37 PM): lol
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:39 PM): ha ha
Daisy (10/20/2009 3:25:41 PM): she’ll probably love it.
Mockarena (10/20/2009 3:25:45 PM): she’s going to be ALL OVER glee
So, mockdockers, there you have it. If there are those of you who have been pissy about all my Glee posts, just know that you are in “I hate Glee” company. But I’m still not going to stop posting them. You can just ignore them, like Daisy is.
And let this be a lesson to all of you to not say “I have to get something off my chest” and then leave a sista hangin’.
Dream sequence? I have no idea. But it doesn’t really matter because OMG he is singing the thong song.
GOD I love Glee.
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