I don’t know if this is an unfortunate case of freckles, or age spots, or sun damage, or leprosy, but it isn’t good.
What compels someone to look in the mirror at this face and think, “You know what I need? I need a pair of silver hoop earrings. That’ll finish this look right up.”
Goldie Hawn was recently interviewed about her 25+ year relationship with Kurt Russell. And she had this to say:
“Sex is important. I think it’s a way to create more sexuality and I still feel that way about Kurt.”
Let me get this straight. Sex is a way to create more sexuality? Well, thank goodness I had the opportunity to read her quote. I never would have figured this out on my own.
This is why celebrities are so important, mockdockers. Because how else could we manage our relationships and lives in general without this kind of astute and profound advice?
Praise be to Goldie.
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