At least, I THINK it’s her halloween costume. Because a person wouldn’t wear this as an actual outfit, right? I think she’s just putting a new spin on Olivia Newton-John’s get-up in Grease. And I think this photo was captured during an impromptu Electric Slide moment.
Look how pissed off the chick behind her is! She looks personally offended by Beyonce’s outfit. As if that outfit is somehow causing her personal pain.
According to this, Britney Spears is being considered for the Broadway production of Grease. And I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Aww - it’s nice of them to let Britney play the school cook.” But you guys - they want her to play SANDY. As in the lead. As in the part that Olivia Newton John made famous.
This is completely ridiculous for two reasons. First, because look what Britney Spears looks like today. The girl is unable to make herself presentable in public. Secondly, the last time I went to a Broadway musical, the music was live. As in not lip synced. “Live” and “Britney” = Disaster.
If this is true, I sooooo want to go see it. And I will sneak in a video camera like Jerry Seinfeld did to bootleg those movies for Kramer, so that you can all enjoy the freakshow.
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