Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you Nahla, the spawn of two absolutely gorgeous parents. Personally, I kinda think she ought to be cuter, even though that makes me sound like a total beyotch. I’m serious though. I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this.
but behold: A photo in which Halle Berry doesn’t look ridiculously perfectly absurdly gorgeous.
Halle Berry had her baby a couple days ago and named her Nahla Ariela Aubry. Which is pretty, I guess, but it also has a disproportionate number of vowels in it. There is no reason to have that many a’s in a name.
I’m excited to see the first photos, because generally mixed kids are the most beautiful kids around, and couple that with the fact that Halle and her model-man are ridiculously beautiful anyway - this little girl will probably be like the most perfect specimen of a baby ever.
I’m just going to come right out and say it. They’re exquisite. They’re perfectly round, perfectly proportioned….they just beckon to be handled. The way this particular dress highlights them is sublime. Some people might suggest that they’re fake…but I think they’re the real deal. Platinum all the way, baby. No way those earrings are sterling silver.
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