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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Heidi Montag</title>
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		<title>Heidi Montag Looks Horrible</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/09/19/heidi-montag-looks-horrible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 01:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All that plastic surgery she had several months ago? It&#8217;s DESTROYED any hope she has for ever looking like a normal human being. BEHOLD: And if you&#8217;re still not convinced, check out the close-up. And on top of that, that dress is heinous.  Ick. We should cleanse our eyeballs with something cute, right?  So here. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>What??? G&#8217;s Are Too BIG?!?!?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/25/what-gs-are-too-big/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 01:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously &#8211; is Heidi Montag the stupidest female in this country right now? Can we investigate this? According to this, now that her plastic surgeon is dead (for real! he died last week!) Heidi has decided to talk about how much she regrets making herself look like an alien.  AND, she even wants to downgrade [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Heidi Montag Is Going To Sue Spencer Pratt</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/19/heidi-montag-is-going-to-sue-spencer-pratt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/19/heidi-montag-is-going-to-sue-spencer-pratt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Spencer Pratt]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=13076</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;ve made it patently clear how much I loathe Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Simply do a search on this site on either of their names, and you&#8217;ll find tons of previous entries about how positively nauseating they both are.  I hated them before they were together, while they were together, and I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Is What It Looks Like When Heidi Montag&#8217;s Fake Face Cries</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/01/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-heidi-montags-fake-face-cries/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/01/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-heidi-montags-fake-face-cries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heidi Montag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spencer Pratt]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12147</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know it&#8217;s wrong that looking at this photo gives me the glees.  I mean, it&#8217;s evil to find glee in another person&#8217;s suffering.  But I can&#8217;t help it, you guys.  There are rumors that she and her psychotic beast of a husband, Spencer, are parting ways.  And I justify my glee by simply pointing [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>She Can&#8217;t Even Chew A Burger, You Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/25/she-cant-even-chew-a-burger-you-guys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/04/25/she-cant-even-chew-a-burger-you-guys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEHOLD after the jump: Heidi Montag having dinner with her family, and justifying her 10 plastic surgeries in one day by saying it&#8217;s all because of where she lives. HATE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mockdockers, I Deserve Thanks.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/17/mockdockers-i-deserve-thanks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/17/mockdockers-i-deserve-thanks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sex ed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trash me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Heidi Montag has released two more &#8220;songs&#8221; which can be found on youtube.  The titles are &#8220;Trash Me&#8221; and &#8220;Sex Ed.&#8221;  And I have chosen NOT to post them, because I felt it would have been cruel and unusual punishment to subject you to them. I will accept thanks in the form of donations to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>I May Go To Hell For Posting This&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/15/i-may-go-to-hell-for-posting-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/02/15/i-may-go-to-hell-for-posting-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but at least Bunny will be there to keep me company! She sent me this video this afternoon, with a note that said, &#8220;I know I shouldn&#8217;t laugh at this but I can&#8217;t help it&#8221; to which I replied, &#8220;OMG! Tourrette&#8217;s is Mr. Mock&#8217;s most favorite disease ever! I love this!&#8221; and then she said, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/22/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/22/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=10949</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to this link that an alert and astute mockdocker sent me, Heidi Montag, plastic surgery queen and all-around moron, put nearly $2 million of her own money into making her new album, expected to make that back after just one week of sales, but the album has sold only ONE THOUSAND COPIES. This totally [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>I. LOATHE. HEIDI MONTAG.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/19/i-loathe-heidi-montag/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/19/i-loathe-heidi-montag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you completely transform your body and face such that you end up looking like the alien-version of yourself, and then say, &#8220;Beauty comes from within.&#8221; HOW??? She is soooo ridiculous. HATE.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>So THAT&#8217;S Why We&#8217;ve Been Spared For So Long</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/13/so-thats-why-weve-been-spared-for-so-long/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/13/so-thats-why-weve-been-spared-for-so-long/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been spared from having to see nauseating photos of Heidi Montag for several weeks because apparently, she&#8217;s addicted to making herself look as little like Heidi Montag as she possibly can. Thoughts?]]></description>
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