After Sarah and Jimmy got it off their chests…Hillary was ready to do the same I guess. Thanks for the lead, Gabone. So funny!
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Remember yesterday I told you that people who aren’t normally funny try to be so on April Fool’s Day? Yeah, this is what I was talking about.
I’m with the guy in the back that moans in disgust half way through.
It seems appropriate to doodle in your garden near the pine nut village. It was then that she knew her love for Clorox could only be sated through ritualistically tying her sweater around her shoulders. Alas, her mind was at ease.
Yep, makes about as much sense as this…
Remember a couple days ago when I told you that Ashley Judd introduced Bill Clinton at a Hillary rally in Texas? Well, I have a few new developments to add.
First, this is a screen capture from a 10 minute youtube video which contains Ashley’s introduction of the former president. The dude that introduced HER at the rally called her “the most beautiful person in the room”. And it’s odd, because he didn’t APPEAR to be blind from the video, but judging from that statement, and her appearance, he clearly is.
Second, do you wanna know how Ashley introduced Bill Clinton? Because I’m warning you right now, it’s ridiculous. Here is an excerpt of what she said (in addition to a bunch of crap about how cool it would be to have a woman feminist president, blah blah blah):
“…And it is my great pleasure to introduce to you not only one of the very best presidents we’ve ever had, but a great romantic. A GREAT romantic. He’s here as a politician, and he’s here as a man who loves his bride. How lovely is that? Ladies and gentlemen, President Clinton.”
WTF? I mean, it’s one thing to politically support someone and to applaud whatever accomplishments that person may have had. But to call Bill Clinton, one of the most famously adulterous presidents EVER, a great romantic? He has slept with like half of the women in DC, for crying out loud. One of whom has a dress with HIS SEMEN ON IT.
I’ve always said that Ashley is a hypocrite, but this is a stretch even for her.
HATE.
p.s. Her dress is hideous and unflattering, too.
Spooky.
The sheer possibility that she could become Commander in Chief has got to be a sign of the apocalypse.
Is anyone else’s blood turning cold at the sound of this hyena? SHE COULD BE PRESIDENT, people. This is no laughing matter.
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