The Mock Dock

Perhaps she and Adam Lambert could have a Who-Sounds-More-Like-A-Dying-Cat contest.

UPDATE:  Well, crap.  This was a hoax, I guess.  It’s so much less fun now that she actually for real has a good voice.

I hate that English isn’t the official language of this country.  You know what else I hate? I hate that you can be a complete moron and still vote.  I know that those things don’t necessarily have anything to do with each other.  I’m simply telling you two things I hate.

I kind of think you should have to take a short quiz, IN ENGLISH, to be able to vote for the POTUS.  And I think the questions should be really basic, like “Name the current President and VP” and “How many states are there in the US” and some other just basic foundational stuff that every person voting should know.  AT A MINIMUM.

And you know who shouldn’t be allowed to vote? People that are in this clip: 

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Gawd.

Seriously – I know it’s mean to say, but she miiiight be too stupid to continue existing. This is 9 minute video, but you only need to listen to like, the first 2 minutes unless you’re really interested in her boobs, her mom’s boobs, her Aunt Christie’s boobs, and her penchant for spanking (or lack thereof). The main thing you need to know is that she doesn’t know who our CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT IS. But she had two good reasons for not knowing that, which included a) “there are too many frickin’ people in office! and b) “I watch, like, NO TV.”

So you see, she can’t possibly be expected to keep up with trivial details like who’s helping run our country and stuff.