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Exhibit 9047: Proof That Bigger Isn’t Necessarily Better

You know how when you see a totally horrific video you sometimes can’t turn away, no matter how much you want to? And then even when it ends, you replay it over and over just BECAUSE it’s so horrific and you just can’t even believe what you’ve just witnessed? And then you build up sort of an immunity to that initial shock of it and are then just sort of in awe of it? Because of just how horrific it is?

Welcome to this video.

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In keeping with the last 24 hours worth of enormous body parts, I give you this.

Pamela Anderson’s Makeup Has SuperPowers

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I have never seen a woman who looks more drastically different without makeup than Pamela Anderson.   I don’t know what sort of magical makeup she uses, but I can think of several hideous people I would like her to loan it to. 

Lisa Rinna is an Alien

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Lisa Rinna and Jenna Jameson should be in some sort of plastic surgified, platypus-lipped contest.

I appreciate having self esteem, but this is a tad excessive.

Colts Win! Barnyard Life is Glorious!


Last week, I rented the movie “Babe”… boy was I in the wrong section… and I noticed that those animals, lacking opposable thumbs are forced to eat very crudely, jamming their faces into the trough, unaware of the social mores established throughout the feces-laden barnyard. (Which if I had gotten the movie I intended to get… could have used the same review.)
As for this little fellow, he seems to idolize the simplicity of the animal kingdom all the while giving Dr. Atkins and Jenny Craig the clearest view of his middle-finger… and cholesterol scores.
See you in cardiac hell, Kirstie Alley!

Prepare to Gouge Out Your Own Eyes

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I give you Exhibit C:  Proof that breast implants last far longer than anyone needs them to.

Hulk Hogan’s Anguish

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Our thoughts are indeed with the Hogan family as they deal with the recent accident caused by Nick Bollea, age 17, and his very expensive “drift-car.”  It is apparent from the images that Hulk Hogan’s concern also rests heavily on his son and the injured friend. 

Obviously when he heard the news, Hulk’s emotions were put in the old Figure-4 leg lock.  He did however have the presence of mind to put on his fanny-sack before going to find out if his son and the passenger survived the accident.    Good priorities… brother!

Jordan Sells Perfume

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This photo, of a supposed celebrity who interchangeably goes by Jordan or Katie (??) and has some fame in the UK apparently, is part of an ad campaign for perfume.  Which is certainly the first thing I thought about when I saw this picture.  I mean, it just SCREAMS perfume, doesn’t it?  To me it just screams real, authentic, genuine, not-at-all-fake-or-enhanced-or-enlarged perfume.