So I have been saving these picts of the Heigler until I had something good to say. This is her at some benefit looking like somebody’s mom who squished her boobs together in a water bra in order to go “clubbin.” Here are two more beauty shots:
Yeahhh…real good, huh?
Anywhoo…as I glanced over the Internets this morning trying to find motivation to work, I found out about our Kat and her run-in with the law yesterday. 
Apparently, she was smoking in public and threw her cigarette butt on the ground…completely disregarding a nearby trashcan. A bike cop peddled over and MADE HER PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AWAY! (Seriously, how great is that?)
From the Star,“the officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away,” the source says. “He added that he’d fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk.”
How great would it have been if this member of LAPD’s finest said, “hey, you know what? I read theMockDock…and I think you suck. Quit taking yourself so seriously.”
A girl can dream, right?
I’m not sure what is happening here. It looks like Katherine “Two Packs-a-Day” Heigl is preparing for a sprint in the Olympic trials while increasing the likelihood that everyone around her will be affected by second-hand smoke.
Also, a sweater and sandles? Nice look.
Do you know who I love?
Seth Rogan. First off, I loooooved the show “Freaks and Geeks.” I am begging you all to rent the DVD of the series. I think it only lasted for a season. It is so awkward and perfect.
I also know that I would love to have Seth Rogen as a friend. Doesn’t he seem like just the BEST?!?
Here is the point of this love-fest of a post: LOOK at how annoyed he looks here with Katherine “Knocked Up was Sexist” Heigl. I think he hates her as much as me!
Anywhoo…he is on a press tour right now for Pineapple Express (which looks SO good). Jump the link to see what he said about Ms. SmokeyPants and how he can’t understand her “sexist” quote.
Continue reading ‘Do you know who I love?’
Well, Katherine is opening up her big mouth again…and I love it because it is new material for Heigl-Haters. Yesterday, Smokes-a-ton was out and about and said this about RE-joining the Mormon church:
“I’m not as disciplined about it was I once was, but I hope to find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish. I’m ashamed to say that I’ve just got very lazy about it. I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them. If I start going back to church, I’d have to stop the smoking and drinking. And I wouldn’t be able to curse anymore.”
Wow. If this doesn’t make even you “on the border” Heigl fans see her true colors (and priorities)…then you might as well scroll on down to the next post.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Rumors are circulating that Grey’s Anatomy producers want blood. The Great Heigler has pissed them off one too many times now. “It’s not good there,” a source tells me of the Grey’s Anatomy set. “Shonda is pissed. They’re thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead.”
Hee hee. Even if this wasn’t about the most annoying, jerk-like, beast of a person, I would laugh at a producer saying “I want her dead.” It makes it better that it’s about Katie. How great is it though that we here at the Mock Dock have started this revolution of despising this Smokler? I don’t know about you, but I’m going to put that on my resume.
What exactly is she doing here? Besides being a total bee-yoch.
Nothing to report here. Just another gooberish picture of Ms. High-n-Mighty. A gift, if you will.
Someone just recently said to me, “I feel bad for celebrities…they get hounded by the paparazzi.”
BULL.
I’m sure you are looking at other entertainment blogs today and you are finding for the third straight day Katherine on vacation with her husband. Gag me.
Some of you might think, “jeeze, leave her alone to have a private vacation.”
You can clearly see here that moments before prancing in broad day light in a bikini (by the way, I refuse to post such images), she checks to make sure that “her people” are there, ready with their cameras.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Happy Summer! In honor of the new season, I give you a plethora of Katherine Heigl photos in which she looks like a total goober in her glasses/hat combo. Tis the Season!
I am standing by the fact that Ann Hathaway is beautiful (see Mock’s argument). I do think she is unusual looking…and that she has gigantic features…but that’s why I think she is so lovely. While most of Hollywood is obsessed with looking “old Hollywood”…here is a chick that could have been famous in the 40’s. As you can see below, some people (not mentioning names) FAIL at looking unique and beautiful and old Hollywood. Ann succeeds and I think she rocks. Who needs another plastic looking, silicon enhanced, sprayed tanned blond? Not me.
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