I think the fact that she continues to be physically capable of drawing in breath, day in and day out, legitimately makes her some sort of superhero.
You know who else is a superhero? This chick that was on Intervention last week - who snorted like 10 cans of duster a day. Yeah - the duster for your computer keyboard. TEN CANS A DAY. And apparently, one third of people who TRY an inhalant like that, die the first time they try it. So the fact that she was emptying 10 cans DAILY I think legitimately makes her every bit as much of a superhero as Amy Winehouse. See the duster chick below - at about 2 min in they turn it into a Walking on Sunshine music video (which is kind of awesome), but believe me, you’ll have gotten the jist of it well before that. Enjoy.
You may recall that I told you several days ago that Amy Winehouse collapsed and was sent to the hospital. Well, since then there have been reports that she has tuberculosis and that she DOESN’T have tuberculosis, so I haven’t posted either report. But now, her dad is speaking out about her condition. And it turns out she has emphysema. At 24. Plus, she’s got some lump in her chest and an irregular heartbeat.
You know who could totally straighten out Amy Winehouse? Jeff VanVondern. He is a total badass interventionist who doesn’t put up with her kind of crap. Do you guys watch Intervention on A&E on Mondays? You should. It’s SO GOOD. And whenever Jeff is on there he says to whatever cracked out meth-head he happens to be trying to intervene about, “Here’s what we’re going to do. What I see here is a bunch of people who love you like crazy, and they’re going to say some stuff and you can say some stuff and then we can get out of here.” And most of the time, this totally works. I love him.
p.s. Dear Jeff VanVonderen - I am available to promote your show. I will happily do commercials for you and I don’t sound anything like Mindy Winkler. Please pay me lots of money. Thank you.
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