Tag Archive for 'Jailbird'

Wait, You Said “Babysit Him”? Ohhh - I Thought You Meant Have SEX With Him. My Bad.

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According to this article, the confused looking 30 year old woman pictured above has been charged with having sex with an EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY. 

She couldn’t have tried eHarmony? Maybe a singles group at church? 

Britney’s Kids Are Placed into K-Fed’s More Capable (?) Hands

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It’s finally happened.  Britney’s kids have been taken away from her and given to the far more responsible and fit parent - Kevin Federline.  It’s a sad day for children when those two are your only options.  Rabid squirrels would take better care of Sean Preston and Jayden than those two jokers.

You might think that the above photo is of Britney reacting to the news that she no longer has any custody of her children.  But actually, it’s that she ran out of gas.  Again.  After driving without a license. Again.  Her favorite people in all the land, the paparazzi, filled up her tank for her.  Again.

“I’ll buy you a parakeet”

This video has made its rounds on the interwebs, but here it is for those that haven’t seen it.