You may recall that I told you several days ago that Amy Winehouse collapsed and was sent to the hospital. Well, since then there have been reports that she has tuberculosis and that she DOESN’T have tuberculosis, so I haven’t posted either report. But now, her dad is speaking out about her condition. And it turns out she has emphysema. At 24. Plus, she’s got some lump in her chest and an irregular heartbeat.
You know who could totally straighten out Amy Winehouse? Jeff VanVondern. He is a total badass interventionist who doesn’t put up with her kind of crap. Do you guys watch Intervention on A&E on Mondays? You should. It’s SO GOOD. And whenever Jeff is on there he says to whatever cracked out meth-head he happens to be trying to intervene about, “Here’s what we’re going to do. What I see here is a bunch of people who love you like crazy, and they’re going to say some stuff and you can say some stuff and then we can get out of here.” And most of the time, this totally works. I love him.
p.s. Dear Jeff VanVonderen - I am available to promote your show. I will happily do commercials for you and I don’t sound anything like Mindy Winkler. Please pay me lots of money. Thank you.
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