Jenna Jameson. And not because of all the plastic surgery or the anorexia. No - it’s because of how absurd she looks DRESSED. Pretty much anyone else in Hollywood could wear this dress and look perfectly fine in it - elegant even - but Jenna Jameson looks ridiculous. Because she’s so typically naked. At this point, if she wore, say, a g-string and some pasties, I would probably say, “Look at how much class Jenna is demonstrating by covering up her critical areas”, because it would at least be sort of a natural progression. But to go full on evening gown without any warning just isn’t right.
Jenna recently said, “Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Then next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I’m on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title onto. Charlize would be perfect.”
You know what’s weird about this? Paris Hilton has also been quoted as saying she’s the current version of Marilyn Monroe. And yet NO ONE ELSE has ever said either of these two are icons of anything.
If there was an icon for being a used up hag or a drain on society, then Jenna and Paris would be SET.
You miiiiight want to reconsider wearing backless dresses when you’re suffering from a leprosy outbreak.
Although, to Jenna’s credit, this is the most covered I think she’s ever been in her entire life.
Jenna Jameson attended the Adult Movie Awards this weekend and announced (after about 10 minutes of self-promotion) the following:
“I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry.” Which apparently is the pornstar way to announce your retirement. But notably, she didn’t say she wouldn’t spread her legs in OTHER industries. So, I suppose you could reasonably assume that she might spread her legs in the food service industry, for example. Sort of puts a whole new spin on the phrase, “Do you want fries with that”, doesn’t it?
I know. It’s Jenna Jameson, another porn star. But I couldn’t help posting this because LOOK at what has happened to Jenna Jameson! She is unrecognizable. Plus, one of her boobs appears to be deflating. I think it’s because her organs are so malnourished that they’re just pulling nutrients from any body part that appears to be of normal size. Even if those nutrients are saline and silicone. She is so thin that her shoulders have points. What IS that?
There was no way I could see this picture and not share the horror. I don’t like suffering alone.
Interestingly, she was recently quoted in US Weekly as saying she was through with porn. Apparently she has reconsidered.
The Superficial has a whole series of these disastrous photographs of porn star Jenna Jameson. I’m actually less mortified about her obvious eating disorder and horrendous plastic surgified lips than I am her total unawareness of how hideous these things make her look. I mean, she’s literally prancing around, posing happily, completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump looks more like a female porn star than she does at this point.
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