The Mock Dock

Snooki, and every single one of her castmates on that trainwreck of a show, Jersey Shore.  She’s a short, trashy looking square-bodied skank.  And that’s me feeling particularly generous talking.

You know else isn’t particularly attractive?  These people:

This is not a joke. This is an Actual Person who Actually Thinks his hair looks good.

My favorite part is when he “rubs the gel around the perimetah.” And then when he uses the moldah and shapah. FOR A SOLID FIFTEEN SECONDS.

I don’t know that there’s any way around it, really. Every single second of this show will be mockable.

There is no bigger turn off than when a dude is so obviously in love with his own body. Ick.