According to a local WI paper, Jessica Simpson got a lukewarm reception when she performed at a concert this past week. What did the haters have to say? Here’s a sample:
“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country. She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”
“She’s an embarrassment to country music.”
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here.”
“It’s crap. She doesn’t belong here.”
Jessica’s first attempt at a country album comes out in September. She’s released one single, and that’s it. BUT, since she wore cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes, she is CLEARLY COUNTRY. I don’t know how those mean audience people couldn’t see that.
My favorite part of the article was when it said, “It didn’t sit well with audience members that Simpson played after a more established country singer, Kellie Pickler.” Wait. Kellie Pickler is an ESTABLISHED COUNTRY SINGER?!?! That’s hilarious. I’ve never liked country music, and if country music lovers consider Kellie Pickler to be one of their “established singers” that pretty well sums up why.
Jessica apparently could tell that she wasn’t universally adored at the show, so she said, “I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”
I can’t imagine that sat well with any heterosexual males who may have been in the audience.
Remember when the media broke up Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo a few months back? I mean EVERY magazine had a story about how broken up they were.
I don’t know about you guys, but I never bought it for a second. This is why I will rarely post rumors of a break-up until either a divorce or legal separation has been finalized, or there has been actual blood shed between the two parties, or there are photos of one of them enjoying relations of a sexual nature with someone other than their spouse. All of this, “A source close to the couple says…” is just BS.
LOOK at Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. I am not a fan of either of them, but this is one of the sweetest pictures ever. Whenever Mr. Mock puts his hands on either side of my face like this, I completely melt. I know I’m not the only girl out there who melts when guys do this. Back me up on this, you guys.
Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are RIDICULOUS in this photo. Like, Olsen Twins ridiculous. And Jessica kind of looks like she’s about to stick out a big long lizard tongue. Seriously, they’re both verging on reptilian here.
Did you guys ever see this bit on SNL when Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were dating? It just makes me giggle so much, and for whatever reason it came to mind this morning, and I felt a need to share. Enjoy.
According to MSNBC, Jessica Simpson has stopped worrying incessantly about her looks because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, prefers a casual look over one that’s “carefully coiffed.”
I know I just made you watch Jessica solo, but this was too good not to share. Watch the freak show that is these two singing together. And someone please help me understand what exactly it is that compels them to make the ENGLISH LANGUAGE so absolutely unrecognizable.
And please don’t misunderstand - I’m not arguing that they don’t sing well - because I think in general both Jewel and Jessica have some natural singing talent. But what they’re doing is not singing; rather, it’s sort of a combination howling and moaning whilst carrying a tune.
You guys - you HAVE to watch this. This is Jessica Simpson performing a song live. Which I have always found to be completely bizarre. She has this way of contorting her face and switching her voice from breathy to full-on yelling - the experience of watching it is similar to what a clinical observation of a previously uncharacterized seizure must be like. You stare in wonder at what’s taking place before you, and you can’t really put it into words - but you know it’s completely WACK.
I will always hate her for destroying Robbie Williams’ song, Angels, and I couldn’t even bring myself to subject you all to her live version of that. But watch this - and then imagine, if you will, what sort of hilarious faces she and John Mayer probably made during their moments of intimacy.
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