There has been little, if any, improvement in Joan Van Ark’s facial condition since she had plastic surgery some time ago. I still contend that she might be, in fact, deceased, and this is just some kind of horrible Weekend At Bernie’s Trick that someone is playing on us.
Joan Van Ark. Wow. I’d like to attribute this to some horrific chemical peel, but what I think is really going on here is that she’s dead, and people don’t want us to know, so they’re just kind of propping her up for various cameras and putting a lot of cake make up on her to try and fool us.
I’d also like to attribute the fact that I know who she is to someone else telling me, but alas, I’m old enough to have seen her in an episode or two of Knots Landing.
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