Tag Archive for 'Josh Duhamel'

You Know Who’s Not Pretty?

Fergie.  I know this is harsh, but you guys, Fergie is a hag.  Plain and simple.  And when she’s not a hag, she’s a transvestite.  Either way, what she’s NOT is pretty.  I really think that Josh Duhamel, who IS pretty, has to be gay.  Because there is no way that Fergie was born without a penis.  And I think that on any given evening, if you walked in on them, at the home which they share, you’d find two gay people genuinely enjoying each other’s penises.

Fergie Is Probably Pregnant

Not one to be outdone by the rest of Hollywood, Fergie seems to be carrying a fetus within her abdominal region.  She also appears to be storing extra helpings of food for said fetus within her cheekular area.

They’re Engaged

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TMZ reports that Fergie and her boyfriend of 3 years, Josh Duhamel, are now engaged.  So my theory that he is either legally blind OR has a transgender fetish must be on target.