Tag Archive for 'Justin Timberlake'

LOVE

Paul Rudd + Justin Timberlake + SNL regulars + leotards = video magic. LOVE.

Someone Please Explain Her Appeal

I do NOT get what people find attractive about Jessica Biel.  I think she is absolutely completely thoroughly ordinary.  And I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking, “Well, this just happens to be Jessica after a workout. It’s not fair to base a judgment on that.  Her bangs are all sweaty and matted and greasy and everything.  You know, from her workout.”

But here’s the thing. This was taken at the ESPY awards.  You know - where most people DRESS UP, including her boyfriend who was HOSTING the whole thing.  This was how she looked DRESSED UP and PRESUMABLY CLEAN.

If you are a boy, and you find Jessica Biel attractive, please come forward and explain yourself at once.

Jessica Biel Still Is In Desperate Need Of Make-Up

You know how there are some celebrities who can go without make-up and still look radiant and fresh-faced and at the very least presentable?

Jessica Biel is not one of them.

This picture makes me want to give Justin Timberlake a hug of appreciation for going out with the homely girl.

Hurry and Watch it Before it Comes Down

This is going to disappear before the day is out, I guarantee it. So if you are at all into Madonna and/or Justin Timberlake and/or Timbaland, here is the new video 4 Minutes. And I will just admit right now - I love it and I miiiiight have a tiny crush on Timbaland.

Justin’s bringin’ upper thigh hair back…

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See what I did there? I took a current song of his and referred to it in a funny way. I’m priceless.

I wish this was his new look and every chode of a guy would stop popping their collars and start dressing like this. Alas, this is his new character in the Love Guru movie starring Michael Meyers. From the looks of this, the movie will be stuffed full of humor.