Well, if there was any doubt about who wears the pants here, let’s just say Josh Kelly cemented his status as a total whipping boy when he recently said that he’s “learning how to do Katherine’s curlers … if you are wondering why my guitar sounds weird, it’s because I burnt my pinkie on the curlers.”
Nice. Heigl’s husband has to help with hair.
Well, as you would imagine, there has been backlash from our gal’s Emmy remarks yesterday. Entertainment Weekly has been given a Grey’s Anatomy Insider quote, and sounds like the “deliver-ers of poor writing material” (KH’s words, not mine) are pissed and the Great White Smoke Stack.
“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?” the insider said. “It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”
Sorry to keep inundating you with Heigl news…but you don’t understand how happy I am that others are joining my cause. If you comment on other blogs, send people to this Heigl Hater Headquarters, won’t you? Let’s get the word out people.
So, It’s obvious that I dislike a certain chain smoking, self important, i’m-not-a-doctor-i-just-suck-at-acting Hollywood skank. That’s obvious, right? Also, I had forgotten how much I hated watching Kathy Lee Gifford until I saw this clip. I clicked on it on MSNBC.com because the title was “Hoda and Kathy Lee talk about Heigl”…intriguing, no? Well, spare yourself the 10 minutes, and just skip the diarrhea conversation and jump to the 5 min mark. They talk about the Heigler for about a minute..but what they say is pretty great. They hate her too! 
Keep an eye out for Kathy Lee’s trademark “I’m closing one of my eyes to show you that what I am saying is sarcastic” move. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate when she does this. Also, who is so important that she has to talk to them from off-stage? If they were that critical to the conversation you are having to 1.5 million viewers, they would be ON AIR WITH YOU! And, while I’m in this hormonally-charged “I hate all other women” rant, what kind of name is HODA?
…until she opened her mouth again. I had to post this morning because the bloggers of the world are a-buzz about the Heigler’s new comments. When asked about the upcoming award season, and why her name was not on the TV academy’s list of Emmy contenders, the Mad Katter told the Gold Derby:
“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
I will allow you to disgest that a moment.
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Ready?
Ok, so first off…I think this is bull. She withdrew?? Doesn’t seem like her style. Her typical style would have been to win the award, because Hollywood sucks, and then complain about winning, and how it was a travesty to acting, blah blah blah. Secondly, this is totally a cop-out, don’t you think? She knew there wasn’t a cold day in hell’s chance of winning, and so she made this self-serving announcement. Hate. Finally, how would you like to be a writer on her show? She completely blamed them for not giving her the script to inspire her great acting ability. Katy, they could give you the part of Lady MacBeth and you would crap it up. Jerk.
Two posts in one day of celebrities eating cupcakes? I know, I thought it was weird too.
Katherine Heigl was at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball this past weekend. And I’m sure she was going for some “Old Hollywood” look…blah, blah, blah. I think she ended up looking like somebody’s Aunt Beatrice.
Smokey Pants has been absent for awhile. Katherine has been working hard, smoking hard, and continuing to be annoying. She emerged today with her gal pals to shop, eat, smoke, and look hideous in this home-made sweater.
…I’m taking over Heigl Hating duties for the next couple of days.
So, word on the street is that she’s tired of the long hours she’s putting in at Grey’s Anatomy and wants out so she can concentrate on her film career. This source claims the Heigl Hag needs to learn to keep her trap shut, which will totally DELIGHT Dame when she returns.
Happy Heigl Hating, Dame. We miss ya!
Oooo - Heigl’s publicist isn’t going to like this. Katherine was captured on film today with a lack of make-up as well as a demonstrated lack of access to proactiv.
I hereby gift this photo to my dear friend Dame, who lives for moments like this.
Seriously - for all you kids out there who think you might like to figure out a way to be the smokiest smoker of all time, you have your work cut out for you. I am pretty sure that Heigl is unbeatable in this particular area. Does a photo even exist of her without a cigarette at this point?
Dame Aufschneider - I know Heiglhating is typically your territory, but I couldn’t resist after seeing jealousmuch’s comment. It just seemed like she could use some more Heigl news. And who am I not to give our readers what they want?
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