We haven’t heard much from Heigly McSmokeypants in quite awhile. Well, from this photo we can clearly see what she has been doing since her 15 minutes of fame ended. But hey, before you all write me nasty comments about leaving celebrities who eat like normal people alone, and how my above sentence is contributing to the national epidemic of body image esteem dysfunctions, blah blah blah….I know full well that she is a very thin and attractive woman. I still think it’s hilarious when she is photographed in a way that makes her look like a 14 year old drama club president who has caught her monthly mensies.
Now that that is settled, let me explain a bit what The Heigler was doing for her birthday. Apparently her husband (pictured below looking quite douchey) took her out for her 30th birthday and treated her to a “Old Hollywood Glam” type event. And then, in the classiest of ways, she wanted to make a public stop at the local Mcee D’s. Not only did she make sure the paps were there, she left the door of her car open for this impromptu, totally casual and normal photo opt. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Poor puppy. Katherine realllllly needs to give it up with doggies. Seriously. They hate her. See here. And here. And, it’s obvious that she is one of those women that put clothes and coats on their dog…word of wisdom…They HAVE a coat. Jerk.
Also, sorry to disappoint, but I must say that yes, I have heard that Mr. and Mrs. Heigl are adopting. And, no, I will not snark on this topic. I personally love anyone who adopts. Which is really confusing because of the LOATHING I have for the Heigler. So, I now have an internal struggle going on, and yes, I am in therapy. 
You know who looks like identical twins when they’re all skanked out and totally without make-up and in desperate need of a comb? Best friends of the Mock Dock – Ashley Judd and Katherine Heigl. Dame’s noticed the similarity before, but something about these photos really struck me.
With hatred.
HATE.
Well, if there was any doubt about who wears the pants here, let’s just say Josh Kelly cemented his status as a total whipping boy when he recently said that he’s “learning how to do Katherine’s curlers … if you are wondering why my guitar sounds weird, it’s because I burnt my pinkie on the curlers.”
Nice. Heigl’s husband has to help with hair.
Well, as you would imagine, there has been backlash from our gal’s Emmy remarks yesterday. Entertainment Weekly has been given a Grey’s Anatomy Insider quote, and sounds like the “deliver-ers of poor writing material” (KH’s words, not mine) are pissed and the Great White Smoke Stack.
“The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?” the insider said. “It’s an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”
Sorry to keep inundating you with Heigl news…but you don’t understand how happy I am that others are joining my cause. If you comment on other blogs, send people to this Heigl Hater Headquarters, won’t you? Let’s get the word out people.
So, It’s obvious that I dislike a certain chain smoking, self important, i’m-not-a-doctor-i-just-suck-at-acting Hollywood skank. That’s obvious, right? Also, I had forgotten how much I hated watching Kathy Lee Gifford until I saw this clip. I clicked on it on MSNBC.com because the title was “Hoda and Kathy Lee talk about Heigl”…intriguing, no? Well, spare yourself the 10 minutes, and just skip the diarrhea conversation and jump to the 5 min mark. They talk about the Heigler for about a minute..but what they say is pretty great. They hate her too! Keep an eye out for Kathy Lee’s trademark “I’m closing one of my eyes to show you that what I am saying is sarcastic” move. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate when she does this. Also, who is so important that she has to talk to them from off-stage? If they were that critical to the conversation you are having to 1.5 million viewers, they would be ON AIR WITH YOU! And, while I’m in this hormonally-charged “I hate all other women” rant, what kind of name is HODA?
…until she opened her mouth again. I had to post this morning because the bloggers of the world are a-buzz about the Heigler’s new comments. When asked about the upcoming award season, and why her name was not on the TV academy’s list of Emmy contenders, the Mad Katter told the Gold Derby:
“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
I will allow you to disgest that a moment.
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Ready?
Ok, so first off…I think this is bull. She withdrew?? Doesn’t seem like her style. Her typical style would have been to win the award, because Hollywood sucks, and then complain about winning, and how it was a travesty to acting, blah blah blah. Secondly, this is totally a cop-out, don’t you think? She knew there wasn’t a cold day in hell’s chance of winning, and so she made this self-serving announcement. Hate. Finally, how would you like to be a writer on her show? She completely blamed them for not giving her the script to inspire her great acting ability. Katy, they could give you the part of Lady MacBeth and you would crap it up. Jerk.
Two posts in one day of celebrities eating cupcakes? I know, I thought it was weird too.
Katherine Heigl was at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball this past weekend. And I’m sure she was going for some “Old Hollywood” look…blah, blah, blah. I think she ended up looking like somebody’s Aunt Beatrice.
Smokey Pants has been absent for awhile. Katherine has been working hard, smoking hard, and continuing to be annoying. She emerged today with her gal pals to shop, eat, smoke, and look hideous in this home-made sweater.
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