The Mock Dock

…I’m taking over Heigl Hating duties for the next couple of days.

So, word on the street is that she’s tired of the long hours she’s putting in at Grey’s Anatomy and wants out so she can concentrate on her film career.  This source claims the Heigl Hag needs to learn to keep her trap shut, which will totally DELIGHT Dame when she returns.

Happy Heigl Hating, Dame.  We miss ya!

Oooo – Heigl’s publicist isn’t going to like this.  Katherine was captured on film today with a lack of make-up as well as a demonstrated lack of access to proactiv.

I hereby gift this photo to my dear friend Dame, who lives for moments like this.

Seriously – for all you kids out there who think you might like to figure out a way to be the smokiest smoker of all time, you have your work cut out for you.  I am pretty sure that Heigl is unbeatable in this particular area.  Does a photo even exist of her without a cigarette at this point?

Dame Aufschneider – I know Heiglhating is typically your territory, but I couldn’t resist after seeing jealousmuch’s comment.  It just seemed like she could use some more Heigl news.  And who am I not to give our readers what they want?

Katherine Heigl is finally doing something again. Which means that Heigl Haters Anonymous has something new to talk about. No doubt terrible pictures and unintelligent quotes will be sweeping the Internet very soon. It’s like having to wait for Christmas.

IOL is reporting that Katherine Heigl was disappointed when she started flirting with co-star TR Knight when filming the pilot for Grey’s Anatomy. Though she tried her hardest, her attempts to pretend to be cute and nice got her no where.

She says: “When we were filming the pilot I was single and so was he and I kind of had my eye on him. I was getting nowhere and I was super-confused.”

“I was like, ‘Hello? Do I have something hanging out of my nose? Why aren’t you paying any attention to me? Needless to say, it quickly became a friendship once he told me.”

I’m pretty sure that if I was a “in the closet” celebrity…and a psycho like this started hitting on me…I would consider it a good time to come out as well.

Horrible lighting. Terrible clothes. Katherine Heigl dressed up as somebody’s retired mom living in Fort Myer’s Beach, Florida. Happy Friday afternoon to me!

Katherine Heigl dresses so stupid. It’s like she is a runway model for Sear’s Misses Department. This coat is really out of control.

…Katherine Heigl is a control freak. People on the web are talking today about who wears the pants in the Heigl-Kelley family. And you guessed it, it’s our gal. Apparently, Katherine is telling several people in the press that she is ready for kids, and Josh is not so much. Hmm…that’s a really subtle way of getting your point across to him. Just tell the world!

 “I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t, so I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.”

By meeting in the middle she means that she will wear him down until he agrees with her. She goes on to point out that the last time they didn’t view eye to eye on their relationship, she made him come around:

Seriously. Katherine Heigl gets publicity for the dumbest things. She’s not even on TV right now, her last movie, 27 Dresses bombed, but yet stories and photos pop up daily of her shopping, eating, smoking, and being really annoying. I’ll give you one guess who calls the paparazzi to tell them she’s going to be on this street or that. It starts with a K.

Over the past two weeks, Kat Von Smogler was quoted about being too lazy to be a mormon, buying earrings, and wearing a Peta shirt while going to the liquor store. BORING! Who the heck cares? She does, if it gets people to talk about her. grrr…..hate.

Today, this story ran on InTouchWeekly’s site:

It’s no big secret that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl loves to shop, but she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.

Are you as annoyed as me? Hate.

Bloggers around the globe are talking about all the crazy diets celebrites go on to stay in shape… healthy…. thin… emaciated and guess whose name comes up? Two-Packs-a-Meal McGee.

Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl looks to have lost a stone in the last year. She may be following a healthy eating plan, but she appears to have a secret weapon – she smokes constantly…Nowadays she is rarely photographed without a cigarette in her mouth, and when she isn’t smoking, she is clutching a pack.

And this is new? Obviously these people are not Mock Dock readers.

Oh, and because it’s Friday and all you readers have done such a nice job commenting this week (keep it up! it boosts our egos!)…here are a few funny photos I came across on my laptop of our gal Kat. I save so many and she has been boring lately…so this is a good chance to just post them for mocking pleasure’s sake. Enjoy and happy Friday!!

Remember back when Katherine Heigl said she was sorry she played the role of a silly woman in Knocked Up? And then remember how she went on and on about how she wants to play smart women who are funny and powerful? Well, NOW Kat is preparing to star in her second chick-flick-eroo, “The Ugly Truth”, with that guy from 300. There are Internet rumors today that our girl is considering dumping her Grey’s Anatomy contract early to further pursue her big-screen career. Should I mention that she is now in the multi-million dollar contract range now? I heard that she made $300,000 for her degrading role in Knocked Up, and made $4 mill for her crap job in “27 Reasons to Hate Movies Starring Me”. Anywhoo, enough money talk. I’m just proud that Ms. Smokes-A-Lot has chosen to change the world and open the eyes of the world to feminism by making millions of dollars working on 90 minute romantic comedies rather than a TV show that demonstrated a career focused powerful woman. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.