Tag Archive for 'Katherine McPhee'

Mini-Me: The Cute Kind

I kind of have a girl crush on Reese Witherspoon.  Not my typical Kat McPhee/Angelina Jolie type of girl crush, where I think I could be fairly easily convinced to make out with either one of them, but the kind of girl crush where I want to sit around and have coffee with Reese Witherspoon, and talk about Jodi Picoult novels and exchange kid stories.  That kind.

How adorable is it that her daughter is literally a miniature version of her?  Seriously - have you ever seen a kid look more like its parent?

I McLearned Something About McMyself Tonight After Watching American McIdol

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And that’s that I still have the biggest girl crush EVER on Kat McPhee.  Seriously, how gorgeous did she look and how great did she sound?  I know she’s been dropped from her music label and she’s essentially done nothing since her AI stint last year except get married to an old dude, but I am still totally in love with her.

Oh yeah, and Kristy McStupidStance will stay on for another week to torture us with her inability to sing as well as the other contestants and yet remain more perfect than all of them.

Katherine McPhee’s McFlowerGirl is a McBrat

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Look at how completely bratty Katherine McPhee’s flower girl looks.  She is PISSED OFF that there are other people in this picture.

So Katherine married that old guy, and they SANG TO EACH OTHER at the reception.  I’m talking full songs.  He sang, “She’s Got A Way” and she sang, “Unforgettable.”  I know she’s a singer and all, but I think that’s gay.  That’s like actors performing soliloquies from Shakespeare at their receptions.  Or aestheticians giving each other eyebrow waxes during the cake cutting.  Gay.