The Mock Dock

This video is so totally sassy and sasstastic and sassalicious. It gives me the kind of glees where I have a super cheesy grin on my face the entire length of the video.

I want to be friends with all of those adorable sassy gay boys.

That is pure speculation on my part, by the way, but surely you can see my reasoning.

As much of a fashion disaster as this might be, I would gladly have Katy Perry’s body.

You’ll be proud and pleased to note that when I saw this photo, I knew that the girl in the pink was Katy Perry (who, by the way, could not have sucked any harder at the Grammy’s last night.)  I had NO idea, though, who the creature next to her was until I read about all the hype about a giant pregnant person performing at the Grammy’s.  Pictured with Katy Perry is MIA, whose due date was yesterday.

I read that as “Mee-ah” but as it turns out, it’s actually M.I.A.  Like – that’s how she pronounces it.  I cannot tell you how stupid I think it is when hip hop stars name themselves stupid crap like that.  For example, if I were ever in a position to have to speak with Ice Cube or Ice T or Vanilla Ice or any other type of Ice Person, I could not call them by those names.  All I could do is mock them, and then run for dear life.

It cracks me up that Fifty Cent actually has a nickname based on that name.  I understand that he is typically called “Fiddy.”  So stupid.  What IS it about hip hop that requires its performers to adopt these moronic names? 

Perhaps Sarah, devoted mockdocker and expert on the “black culture”, can shed some light on this for us.  Sarah?