Tag Archive for 'Keira Knightley'

I Don’t Get It

I’m sorry - I fail to see why anyone thinks Keira Knightley and her crazy square jaw and her ridiculous mom jeans is remotely attractive.

Also, if you watch her talk, you’ll quickly see that there are far too many teeth in her mouth. 

Just fyi.

Keira Knightley Wants You to See More of Her Bones

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It’s not just that she’s skinny.  How come no one ever says anything about her jaw?  She looks, perpetually, as if she’s just had her wisdom teeth taken out.  Observe her in this picture trying to suck in her cheeks. This is a trick she has learned to take the focus away from the fact that a family of squirrels has made a home inside of them.

Keira Knightley Does Not Have an Eating Disorder

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Keira Knightley showed up to some event the other day looking like this.  Apparently a few months ago she got all mad at some tabloid for implying that she was TOO THIN (the nerve!!!), and that perhaps she could possibly have an eating disorder of some kind.  This insinuation enraged her, you see.

I suppose if I looked like this, I would resent someone for suggesting I had anything to do with eating as well.