The Mock Dock

Or she just needs a stylist PERIOD.  Because this is horrific.  There are plenty of dress styles that wouldn’t have made her look like a linebacker.

And you know what else?  I only watched the AMA’s for a few minutes, but happened to catch Kelly’s live performance of Already Gone.  It was HORRIBLE.  Mini-Mock sings it better live.

Mini Mock is over his “Womanizer” obsession, and has moved on to “Already Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. You guys, I love that song, but even I’m getting sick of it at this point. He makes me play it for him on the way TO school and on the way FROM school.

But there is NOTHING cuter than when he tries to sing it. And so behold above – my Friday night gift to you.

…the Meatloaf look isn’t good for her.

I’m just saying.

If they’d figured out a way to get Kelly Clarkson into this mix, the world would have imploded out of the sheer perfection of it.

LOVE.

Kelly Clarkson’s stylist obviously hates her guts.  If I were held hostage at gunpoint and told that the only way I would be released is if I designed the world’s most unflattering outfit, I don’t even think I could come up with something this awful.  At gunpoint.

Kelly Clarkson’s new video. LOVE this song. LOVE her. LOVE.

You know who should never try to out-sing Kelly Clarkson? Brooke Hogan. In fact, you know who should never try to out-sing anybody? Brooke Hogan. Above – Kelly Clarkson’s new single. Below – Kelly Clarkson’s new single being butchered by Brooke Hogan.

Could we figure out a way to eliminate the entire Hogan family from the public conscience somehow? I mean, after this post?

I like Kelly Clarkson as much as the next person.  However, I do not appreciate these pants.