So apparently Kim Kardashian has a blog on which she apparently posts such newsworthy information as make-up tips and her jean size. This has caused a whole bunch of people to comment on her site that she is lying about her jean size, which she claims to be some itty bitty size (27), and the commenters are claiming that there is no way in hell her ass fits in that size jeans.
So do you know what she did? She took the time to create a video in which she shows herself stuffing herself into 3 different pairs of jeans. I’m not making this up. She cared SO MUCH about what Random People On The Web were saying about her weight, that she created a special video to show what size jeans she wears.
This just goes to show how much credit Kim Kardashian gives to Random People On The Web. Random People On The Web will not be satisfied by such a video. Those people will now claim that she simply had those jeans altered beforehand, or that she was covered in grease prior to putting them on, or basically anything they can think of to justify how they’re not actually watching Kim Kardashian stuff herself into size 27 jeans.
Now then, a quick poll. Do you believe that Kim Kardashian and her assular area fit into size 27 jeans? If enough of you comment, maybe we can get her to post another video!!!
See how that hat just really ties the whole outfit together? And the 16 trillion bangles? Those accessories totally make you forget that she’s forgotten to wear a shirt, don’t they?
I soooo want to say something witty about the golden arches right now. But I won’t.
So Paris Hilton was apparently on some radio show, on which she proclaimed that she ”would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
This is what she said about someone who is supposedly her lifelong childhood friend. And in a remarkable coincidence, it’s also what I have always thought Paris’ brains probably look like.
Anyway, Paris then called Kim to apologize. And Kim, having a huge ass heart, forgave her. Which is unfortunate, because there aren’t nearly enough Hollywood feuds these days.
Kim Kardashian, famous for having an ass that defies logic, recently posed in Playboy. And she was quoted as saying that one of the reasons she did it was because she’s not one of those “stick skinny girls” and thought girls need to see a “normal body”.
There are two things wrong with this. First, this is not a normal body. Second, if she wanted girls to see her body, why Playboy? Last I checked, this was a magazine geared towards MEN. Speaking of which, her step-dad, Bruce Jenner, has been quoted as saying that he “went and watched Kim do her shoot for the magazine cover”. Looks like Kim may have found her target audience after all.
If Kim Kardashian and Beyonce embraced, their asses would make a perfect sphere.
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