The Mock Dock

Lady Gaga finally got what she deserved for wearing the stupidest things ever.

My Victoria could wear those ridiculous boots and run marathons in them, while simultaneously carrying fragile china.  But Gaga – you’re simply not good enough.  Just face it.

This could be my new favorite photo of Gaga:

Yup.  She wiped out.  There is justice.

Sorry, Gaga fans. This new FOREVER LONG video of hers is utter garbage. At least previous ones were shocking and/or interesting. This is a video in which she can’t decide if she’s trying to copy Madonna or trying to copy Janet Jackson, and on both counts it’s a total failure.

Plus, the song sucks.

The end.

I don’t see a whole lot of other rational explanations for this dress.

I think this video might cause Actual Pain to alert and astute mockdocker Zachary, because of his undying love for Gaga. But it’s too hilarious not to post.

LOVE.

BEHOLD: the latest video from Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce, and what can only be described as one of the dumbest things I’ve ever spent nine minutes and 32 seconds watching.

You’ve been warned.

Now, that said, I have to admit Lady Gaga’s tunes are catchy. She is far more tolerable, for example, on radio – where you don’t actually have to LOOK at her.

This is apparently from some Brazilian talent show, where a much-too-young girl is trying to be Lady Gaga. This is totally right out of Little Miss Sunshine, only not at all adorable and hilarious like that was, BECAUSE THIS IS REAL.

Britney Spears remains perpetually incapable of dressing herself.

I would have been PISSED if I’d been seated behind Lady Gaga and she’d obstructed my view with her pathetic attempts to outdo her own previous stupid outfits.

The more Adam Lambert fusses with his hair, and the more make-up he applies, the more he looks like a vampire.

Anyone watch?  What were the best/worst moments?

While I’m reluctant to give any publicity whatsoever to those wackjobs at Westboro Baptist Church (of “God Hates Fags” fame), I found it completely hilarious that they claim to hate Lady Gaga SO MUCH that they listened to Poker Face at least 45 million times so that they could learn it well enough to create their own version of it for this “music video.”

What a bunch of freaks.

Yes.  She wore a de-beaned beanbag chair to see the Queen.

There is NO WAY that’s comfortable.

That is pure speculation on my part, by the way, but surely you can see my reasoning.

As much of a fashion disaster as this might be, I would gladly have Katy Perry’s body.