Kidding. She’s not shocking. She’s just ridiculous. At this point, she could have Actual Sex with a snapping turtle on stage, while eating spaghetti and playing scrabble against a cow on a bike, all the while singing Bad Romance, and I would just shrug and say, “Meh.”
Apparently, she went crowd surfing at a recent show. And I have to tell you, even though it makes me sound like a grown-up, that if I had been in the crowd, and her mostly-naked body ended up anywhere near me, I would have been FURIOUS, and pretty much certain that I was infected with something gross.
However, this guy looks positively jubilant about it. Zach – is that you?
According to this, Lady Gaga has been avoiding having relations of a sexual nature lately. Now, I know that may surprise you, seeing as how Lady Gaga looks like this:
and this:
I mean, let’s face it. She’s not someone you look at and think, “That woman right there is a poster child for celibacy!” She’s more someone you look at and think, “That woman right there probably spends about 22 hours a day having relations of a sexual nature, and not necessarily with humans.”
But be that as it may, Lady Gaga is abstaining, and here’s what she said the reason is: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
She Actually Said that. I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking that it’s far more likely that whatever someone might take from her through her vagina requires a prescription to get rid of.
Lady Gaga finally got what she deserved for wearing the stupidest things ever.
My Victoria could wear those ridiculous boots and run marathons in them, while simultaneously carrying fragile china. But Gaga – you’re simply not good enough. Just face it.
Sorry, Gaga fans. This new FOREVER LONG video of hers is utter garbage. At least previous ones were shocking and/or interesting. This is a video in which she can’t decide if she’s trying to copy Madonna or trying to copy Janet Jackson, and on both counts it’s a total failure.
I think this video might cause Actual Pain to alert and astute mockdocker Zachary, because of his undying love for Gaga. But it’s too hilarious not to post.
BEHOLD: the latest video from Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce, and what can only be described as one of the dumbest things I’ve ever spent nine minutes and 32 seconds watching.
You’ve been warned.
Now, that said, I have to admit Lady Gaga’s tunes are catchy. She is far more tolerable, for example, on radio – where you don’t actually have to LOOK at her.
This is apparently from some Brazilian talent show, where a much-too-young girl is trying to be Lady Gaga. This is totally right out of Little Miss Sunshine, only not at all adorable and hilarious like that was, BECAUSE THIS IS REAL.
Britney Spears remains perpetually incapable of dressing herself.
I would have been PISSED if I’d been seated behind Lady Gaga and she’d obstructed my view with her pathetic attempts to outdo her own previous stupid outfits.
The more Adam Lambert fusses with his hair, and the more make-up he applies, the more he looks like a vampire.
While I’m reluctant to give any publicity whatsoever to those wackjobs at Westboro Baptist Church (of “God Hates Fags” fame), I found it completely hilarious that they claim to hate Lady Gaga SO MUCH that they listened to Poker Face at least 45 million times so that they could learn it well enough to create their own version of it for this “music video.”
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