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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Lance Armstrong</title>
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		<title>Guess Whose Testicle Works!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup!  Lance Armstrong has successfully impregnated someone; namely, his girlfriend Anna Hansen.  They are due in June. I used to be a Lance fan. A Fance, if you will.  But not since he decided to come out of retirement.  Hate.]]></description>
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		<title>You Know Who I Used To Like A Lot But Now Am Starting To Hate?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/11/you-know-who-i-used-to-like-a-lot-but-now-am-starting-to-hate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lance Armstrong.  And not just because he&#8217;s coming out of retirement, which, as I&#8217;ve already explained, makes him a total douche.  No.  It&#8217;s because he is starting to sound as arrogant as Kanye. He was recently asked what sort of women he prefers dating, and you know what he said?  This: &#8220;I don&#8217;t discriminate &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know What I Hate?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/09/09/you-know-what-i-hate-17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brett Favre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when people make a big giant production out of the fact that they&#8217;re retiring, and therefore all sorts of accolades and extra press gets put out about them and all of the various contributions they&#8217;ve made to whatever activity they happened to be involved in, and then they turn around and decide that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sucks To Be Her.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/13/sucks-to-be-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[angelina jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lance Armstrong]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now, you know that generally I don&#8217;t like to post break-up rumors until they are absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt proven to be 100% true, but all these reports that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston prompted me to start thinking about how completely sucky her love life has been compared to Brad Pitt&#8217;s.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lance Has Finished Another Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/07/30/lance-has-finished-another-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cameron Diaz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson are apparently finished having their &#8220;relationship.&#8221;  You know what?  I&#8217;m glad.  I hated these two together. I&#8217;m not even exactly sure why. You realize what&#8217;s going to happen next, right?  Lance Armstrong and Cameron Diaz.  She&#8217;s been passed around like the flu, plus she seems to meet his obviously narrow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Do Not Approve</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/27/i-do-not-approve/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/05/27/i-do-not-approve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 01:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson are the new Hollywood couple du jour.  And you guys, I have no idea why but I am totally irritated by this.  And I couldn&#8217;t care less about either of them, but something about seeing the two of them together enrages me. But I&#8217;m telling you right now, if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Living Strong</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2007/10/31/living-strong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2007/10/31/living-strong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ashley Olson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumors are flying that Lance Armstrong is dating whichever of the creepy Olson twins this is.  If this is true, I&#8217;m never going to wear a yellow bracelet again.]]></description>
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