The Mock Dock

I think that’s a SKIRT, you guys.  Or at least, it USED to be.

If you’re going to be a landbeast, have at it.  It’s your right (although pretty soon Michelle Obama might tell you otherwise).  But your kid?  Why do you have to do that to your kid?  Freaking TAKE THE ICE CREAM AWAY, for crying out loud.

GAWD.

This is from Buckeye Bob. And while he didn’t specifically instruct me to share it, I know that’s what he MEANT.

You know what’s scary? I had no idea whether this was a backular or frontular view for the first several seconds.

Eeew.

How are these people unemployed?!?  I mean, I know unemployment right now is high, but the dude has a mullet!  And the chick is obviously brimming with confidence.   She’s OVERFLOWING with confidence, even.

The dude ought to let her take a crack at the keyboard.  <– (See what I did there?)

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a video clip of this dude (and yes, it IS A DUDE), but it was filled with filthy language and not remotely interesting to listen to, compared to how interesting it is to LOOK at, so I just grabbed a screen shot of it.

THAT IS A DUDE.

Whose bra size outbigs me by several letters.

An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a picture that he thought was far more suitable for celebrating Flag Day here at the Mock Dock than the plain ole flag picture I posted earlier. I think he’s probably right, which I am both deeply ashamed and slightly gleeful about.

One guy’s wearing a hat.

What did you think I was talking about?

Yeah – I’ll admit it’s weird that the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this was Garth Brooks’ Friends In Low Places song (hence the post title) but I just went with it.   This is just simply one of the oddest shaped bodies I’ve ever seen.   And her splotchy calves are so teeny!!  And her assular area is so clenched!

I do appreciate that her socks appear to be pink and well matched to her outfit.

You have to be careful when kissing landbeasts if they haven’t had dinner yet.

I’m just sayin’.

Can someone please explain to me what the purpose of those strings on either side of her flabular area are?  Are they there to hoist up her sub-gut?  I’ve never seen underwear built like this.

I think the tiara is a nice touch, though.