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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; landbeast</title>
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		<title>So I Just Got Home&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and I thought I&#8217;d mock something for you guys before making myself something to eat, and now for some reason, I can&#8217;t get the idea of cottage cheese out of my head.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Seen At The Fairgrounds&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/24/seen-at-the-fairgrounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this really cool female undergarment which was invented many many many many years ago, that I&#8217;d like to introduce to this woman.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Sure If She&#8217;s Aware Of This&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/17/im-not-sure-if-shes-aware-of-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but her bodysuit is see-through, and I can see her giant grannypanties. Incidentally, I am GRATEFUL that she&#8217;s wearing grannypanties.  Think of what we might have been subjected to otherwise.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Biggest. Face. EVER.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/16/biggest-face-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously.  Find me a bigger face.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Times Like These&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/01/its-times-like-these/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/01/its-times-like-these/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Observation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[landbeast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12898</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;when I am thankful for backal and sidal views instead of frontal.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Most. Useless Piece Of Clothing. EVER.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/19/most-useless-piece-of-clothing-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/19/most-useless-piece-of-clothing-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that&#8217;s a SKIRT, you guys.  Or at least, it USED to be.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>WRONG.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/17/wrong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/17/wrong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 16:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to be a landbeast, have at it.  It&#8217;s your right (although pretty soon Michelle Obama might tell you otherwise).  But your kid?  Why do you have to do that to your kid?  Freaking TAKE THE ICE CREAM AWAY, for crying out loud. GAWD.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>THIS IS NOT MY FAULT</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/11/this-is-not-my-fault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is from Buckeye Bob. And while he didn&#8217;t specifically instruct me to share it, I know that&#8217;s what he MEANT. You know what&#8217;s scary? I had no idea whether this was a backular or frontular view for the first several seconds. Eeew.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHAT?!?!?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/08/what/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/08/what/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ass crack]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12479</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How are these people unemployed?!?  I mean, I know unemployment right now is high, but the dude has a mullet!  And the chick is obviously brimming with confidence.   She&#8217;s OVERFLOWING with confidence, even. The dude ought to let her take a crack at the keyboard.  &#60;&#8211; (See what I did there?)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Biggest. Moobs. EVER.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/01/biggest-moobs-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/01/biggest-moobs-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eeeew]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bra size]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[man boobs]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=12402</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An alert and astute mockdocker sent me a video clip of this dude (and yes, it IS A DUDE), but it was filled with filthy language and not remotely interesting to listen to, compared to how interesting it is to LOOK at, so I just grabbed a screen shot of it. THAT IS A DUDE. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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