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Are those flower petals or potato chips?
Why would you wear skin tight clothing when you’re shaped like this? Why?
Remember when I wrote about that chick from New Jersey who is TRYING to be the world’s fattest woman?
Well, I’d like to tell you what she had for Christmas dinner. Keep in mind – this is what she ate BY HERSELF:
* Two 25lb turkeys
* Two maple-glazed hams
* Ten pounds of roasted potatoes
* Five pounds of mashed potatoes
* Five loaves of bread
* Five pounds of stuffing
* Four pints of gravy
* Four pints of cranberry sauce
* Twenty pounds of vegetables (you know, for HEALTH)
And that was just for dinner. She had dessert after that.
She still has her website, on which you can watch videos of her eating, if you’re willing to pay for that sort of thing. (Hi pervs!)
I know it’s a strong word, but I HATE this woman. I loathe her for having kids and subjecting them to this horrific lifestyle and to what will obviously be the early death of their mother. I detest her for what she will ultimately cost New Jersey taxpayers. And mostly, I abhor her for TRYING to be this way.
HATE.
PS. Here she is with her boyfriend who she apparently met on line in a chatroom for overweight women.
Those clever clever landbeasts. Trying to steal stuff using their fat folds. $2600 worth of stuff, even.
FOUR PAIRS OF BOOTS, you guys. And that’s not even all.
If they’d have just tried to get out with, say, TWO pairs, maybe it would have worked.
Holy crap. Is that an Apple IIe?
I love that you mockdockers send me emails filled with photos of landbeasts and cute animals and videos of Robbie Williams and Victoria Beckham. I love that most of you are far away from the midwest and that we’ll likely never meet, but you know me well enough to know that I will get total enjoyment from the videos and pictures you send. LOVE.
This photo was no exception. This is like the Princess of Subguts. The Queen was posted over a year ago.
I don’t think we’ll ever find someone to top the queen.
No pun intended.
I know it’s not officially till tomorrow, but I’m not sure how posty I can be tomorrow what with all of our sleeping in and brunching with friends who just happen to be in Vegas at the same time as us, and traveling back to Indy and whatnot.
So consider this my happiest of all halloween wishes for all of my mockdockers. 
Y’all be good.
It is positively SAD that someone had to even invent this.
It appears she can garden, you guys.
So, you know, we have that.
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