I don’t know if you guys all saw the video footage of Lindsay being read her sentence yesterday, but if you missed it, it basically looked like this. There was a lot of Lindsay crying and looking at her lawyer with this pleading, desperate look on her face, and her lawyer totally ignoring her and writing a lot of stuff on a piece of paper. It was hilarious.
And apparently, as of today, her lawyer is no longer representing her. I said to Mr. Mock yesterday when we saw this whole thing unfold on the news, “Ooo. Her lawyer is so fired.” But I’m not sure she was fired. I’m inclined to now think that she finally realized her client is a wackjob, and she wanted out.
Either way though, Lindsay Lohan is lawyerless.
I have just the person.
BEHOLD: William Ogletree, a hotshot lawyer from Texas, who thinks it is the fault of everyone in the world EXCEPT HIM, that he left his fancy shmancy leather coat at an airport food court.
I hate pretentious jerks like this. According to this, Billy here was on his way to Las Vegas when he stopped at the food court in the Houston airport. As he was leaving, he forgot to take his coat. Obviously, that coat is now history. And pretentious lawyer dude thinks it’s the fault of the City of Houston, Continental Airlines, AND the food court’s management company for not having “collected the coat, kept it in a secure place, and held it for a reasonable time.” And naturally, he’s threatening a big fat law suit against all three entities if they don’t pony up the $800 to reimburse him for the cost of the coat. THAT HE FORGOT AT THE AIRPORT.
I hate hate hate clowns like him. As if it’s anyone’s fault but his own that he couldn’t be bothered to remember his fancy coat. Now, whoever took it is a jerk, obviously, but it’s certainly not the fault of the freaking CITY OF HOUSTON or the airline or the food court.
HATE.
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