This weekend, in Chicago, I bought leggings. I know. I never thought I would type those three words on this blog EVER, until Daisy convinced me that I had to have them to go with one of the dress thingies I bought. But I would just like the record to reflect that I would never and will never ever ever EVER wear them without something long over them, because what Mischa Barton is doing in this photo should definitely be considered a crime against humanity.
According to this, people are buying Lindsay Lohan’s $100 leggings. In droves. Like, there are lines to buy them.
What the hell?
If you are a leggings wearer for any purpose other than an 80’s throw-back costume party, whether they are Lohan Leggings or some other brand, I need to tell you that you look horrible in them. I may not know you, I may not have ever seen you, but I am 100% certain that you look like asscrap in your leggings. THEY DO NOT FLATTER ANYONE. You are wearing tights without feet. That’s it. It’s no fancier or more fashion-forward than that. TIGHTS SANS FEET.
Congratulations.
So I got home a few hours ago and settled myself in and being home is awesome. But I just got on line to check out what’s been happening in the world of celebrities, and discovered some very disappointing news.
First of all, can I just tell you how totally annoyed I am that leggings are back in style? These flatter NO ONE. Not a single solitary person. And if that wasn’t already bad enough, it seems that the only people that wear them are either stupid celebrities OR oversized women. Celebrities you almost have to forgive because they’re idiots most of the time. But oversized women - PLEASE. I beg you to stop. What you’re doing is practically criminal.
Anyway, back to the real reason I’m pissed.
Lindsay Lohan has lately let loose a line of leggings. And she has the audacity to charge $99 for the ones on the right, and ONE HUNDRED THIRTY TWO DOLLARS for the ones on the left. This PISSES ME OFF. Where does anyone get off charging that kind of money on a pair of tights with built in knee pads?
Anyone who actually forks over that kind of cash for leggings should be immediately forced to contribute an equal amount of money to charity. Jerks.
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