There is flexible and limber, and then there’s this. This is not human. And the woman stepping on her leg? Some sort of bizarre cowl-neck wearing sadist in crushed velvet pants.
I remember when I used to be able to do the splits (frontways, not spreadeagled), but even when I could do them, there was still a normal leg curve at my knee. This chick’s knee is bending the WRONG WAY.
Eeew.
Having the ability to perform a pelvic exam on yourself. Without the aid of a mirror.
So I’m sitting here at the airport, waaaaaaaay earlier than I need to be, because I always have this irrational paranoia that I will be late to stuff, such that I consistently arrive like 4 hours ahead of schedule to places I have to be.
Except work. With work, I’m pretty much just on time.
Anyway, it’s already PACKED here and it’s only 5.30am. Early flights suck.
So I’m browsing the web, and I come across this very flexible child. And you guys, there is something really creepy to me about her. I know I’m supposed to watch this and think, “My, what a pretty young and flexible little thing she is. Isn’t she clever with the glass and the water” or something along those lines. But what I actually think is that she’s just creepily limber. Is it that it’s just really early and I’m not fully at appreciating-limberness capacity yet this morning?
I don’t know.
Must.
Get.
Coffee.
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