I have a very very sad story to tell you.
Linda Hogan, ex-wife of Hulk Hogan, mother of a reckless and practically homicidal driver as well as of a total skank whorebag, and girlfriend of a 19 year old surfer dude, is going broke.
“Oh, that’s terrible,” I’m sure you’re thinking. “How on earth is that poor woman expected to survive with what must be a paltry sum of money she’s getting from her ex-husband?”
Yeah.
You know how much she gets? FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH. But apparently, she has gone back to court to ask for more, on account of her basically being thrust into poverty and all. That measly 40k monthly doesn’t BEGIN to cover her plastic surgery bill, or the wax for her boyfriend’s surfboard.
Ungrateful beyotch.
HATE.
Awwww. Look how cute! Linda Hogan is carrying her 19 year old boyfriends’ skateboard for him. (puke)
I guess it’s something that they are still together, after aaaaalll these weeks. By the time he matures enough to realize how totally gross this is, she’ll be in a nursing home, so I suppose it’ll all work out in the end.
Several pics of Linda Hogan and her new boyfriend - this NINETEEN YEAR OLD, are floating around this morning. Which I’m sure means that’s a glass of water he’s sporting there. I don’t know exactly how old she is, but I’m guessing it’s at least double this dude’s age. And what’s disturbing to me about this is that he looks like her son, much like Hulk’s girlfriend looks like his daughter. That’s just plain creepy.
Brooke and Nick just need to start dating each other (once Nick is out of jail) and then it’ll be like a full cycle of creepiness has completed.
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