
BEHOLD: Victoria Beckham casually taking her kids out for yogurt. This is probably as casual as Vicky B can bring herself to look in public. Casual for me equals flip flops and sweats. Casual for Victoria is 5 inch heels and high fashion.
I don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of ever being as awesome as she is, even after my Louboutins arrive. Although when they DO, I will totally FEEL fabulous. And you, poor mockdockers, will have to hear about it ad nauseum for a few days, just like when I got my new car. But remember – I promised I’d calm down about my new car after a few days, and I totally did. That’s how it’ll be with the shoes too. I swear.

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