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It’s Official

Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, is officially in the pre-puberty awkward stage. Put a shopping cart in front of her and she’d look like a homeless person in this photo.

There’s A Whole Lot of Crazy In This Picture

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Between the red cape Stepford wife, the Scientology freak, Muscle-arms, Unibrow, and Crazy Liberal Lesbian, we’ve got ourselves a circus here.

Frida Kahlo Called….

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…and she would like her unibrow back.  Ba -dum -BUMP!

It’s not nice to mock children, so I’ll stop.  In just a second.  But first, I would like to point out that Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, is very very hairy.  I think she’s only like 10ish, and you can already see the beginning of a mustache. 

That said, she’s a lovely girl with gorgeous eyes, and she’s going to make some aesthetician very happy one day.