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A Day in the Life of Being Holmes’ Friend

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Dame Aufschneider
on March 18, 2008
in Holmes Life of Idiocy and phooooooooooooot
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I bet many of you have wondered to yourselves, “hmm…I wonder what it is like to be Holmes Cayman’s friend? What is it truly like to have a conversation with him? To hear him speak wisdom as he sits on a crate that he just stole from the grocery store because he thought he old crate was ’so last season’?” Well, I will show you what it’s like. Before today, there would be no describing it. To even be considered a friend of this mastermind is the ultimate of compliments. One must be fast, witty, ADHD, obsessive compulsive, and a free thinker. Think you are up for it?

Here is the test to see if you could pass as a Holmes-whisperer…if you can follow this stream of thought and #1…laugh at least six time like I did, and #2…find the true meaning of life…you are in.


Oh, and by the way, this is one of the first two promo youtube clips from Mike Myers new movie “Love Guru”. Looks pretty funny.

Justin’s bringin’ upper thigh hair back…

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Dame Aufschneider
on March 7, 2008
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See what I did there? I took a current song of his and referred to it in a funny way. I’m priceless.

I wish this was his new look and every chode of a guy would stop popping their collars and start dressing like this. Alas, this is his new character in the Love Guru movie starring Michael Meyers. From the looks of this, the movie will be stuffed full of humor.