Between the red cape Stepford wife, the Scientology freak, Muscle-arms, Unibrow, and Crazy Liberal Lesbian, we’ve got ourselves a circus here.
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According to this report, Madonna spends TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH on specially blessed Kabbalah water. And you can actually go to www.kabbalahwater.com where - and I’m not making this up - they use the term “kabbalalistically”. I don’t know how the blessing process works, but the point is that if you buy it, for a paltry $120,000 annually, you too can look as feminine and delicate as Madonna.
…and she would like her unibrow back. Ba -dum -BUMP!
It’s not nice to mock children, so I’ll stop. In just a second. But first, I would like to point out that Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, is very very hairy. I think she’s only like 10ish, and you can already see the beginning of a mustache.
That said, she’s a lovely girl with gorgeous eyes, and she’s going to make some aesthetician very happy one day.
And it’s a penis!!!
This explains so much about her arm muscles.
I appreciate toned arms as much as the next person. But enough is enough. When your arms are so muscular that they start looking like the tentacles of a squid, you need to lay off the power Pilates.
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