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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Mariah Carey</title>
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		<title>Inappropriate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look.  I understand tasteful pregnancy pics that involve some nudity.  But Mariah Carey&#8217;s husband is holding on to her boobs like he&#8217;s about to rip them off, and it&#8217;s just totally gross. Plus, her face looks weird.  I understand pregnancy swelling, but I don&#8217;t understand pregnancy THIS.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>When You Pray At Church Next&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/12/16/when-you-pray-at-church-next/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;include a sentence or two about the TWINS that Mariah Carey is busy cooking in her uterusular area.  That chick is insufferable, and those babies are going to need all the help they can get.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Beachbeasts</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/08/03/beachbeasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s quite a spread for a beach picnic (no pun intended). I think that might even be a TURNSTILE. I&#8217;m jealous of the girl on our right because she has fabulous hair.   However, there is absolutely nothing I&#8217;m jealous of about the girl on our left, least of all her totally cliche trampstamp.  Really?  A [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>A Pariah Spawn Is Imminent</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/02/a-pariah-spawn-is-imminent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/06/02/a-pariah-spawn-is-imminent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to this, Mariah Carey is pregnant. I don&#8217;t have much to say, except that I already feel bad for the kid and it&#8217;s not even fully cooked yet. Anyway, here&#8217;s a basket full of hideous cats.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey Is A Drunken, Blithering Idiot.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/06/mariah-carey-is-a-drunken-blithering-idiot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/01/06/mariah-carey-is-a-drunken-blithering-idiot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=10812</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And that&#8217;s just me being NICE about her. Anyway, Mariah Carey won an award for her acting in the movie Precious, and this video clip is just the first part of her wacked out acceptance speech, in which she is completely punch-worthy. I don&#8217;t know what happened to the rest of the speech, but can [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey&#8217;s Voice Should Be Designated As Abusive To Animals</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/15/mariah-careys-voice-should-be-designated-as-abusive-to-animals/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/15/mariah-careys-voice-should-be-designated-as-abusive-to-animals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mariah Carey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t tell me that dogs aren&#8217;t offended by her high notes. There is NO WAY that her dolphin shrieks don&#8217;t irritate dogs. I think I may have said this before, but it really bugs the crap out of me that she always has a hand up. It&#8217;s either just hanging out near her face [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Believe Today Is An Appropriate Day For Me To Remind You Of My Feelings Regarding Mariah Carey.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/07/i-believe-today-is-an-appropriate-day-for-me-to-remind-you-of-my-feelings-regarding-mariah-carey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/11/07/i-believe-today-is-an-appropriate-day-for-me-to-remind-you-of-my-feelings-regarding-mariah-carey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:33:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HATE. That is all.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey Miiiiight Need An Ego Check</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/mariah-carey-miiiiight-need-an-ego-check/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/02/mariah-carey-miiiiight-need-an-ego-check/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[911]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mariah Carey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to this,  Pariah Carey believes that the reason her horrific debut movie Glitter did so poorly at the box office is because it came out on 9/11.  This is the first time in history that I can recall a celebrity blaming their own failure on a terrorist attack.  But this is Pariah, so it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mariah Carey Is Not A Fan Of Bras</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/mariah-carey-is-not-a-fan-of-bras/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/mariah-carey-is-not-a-fan-of-bras/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 14:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Hate Mariah Carey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know what this outfit IS.  Is it exercise gear?  Is it clubwear?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/22/mariah-carey-is-not-a-fan-of-bras/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ugliest. Least Flattering Dress. EVER.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/04/14/ugliest-least-flattering-dress-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/04/14/ugliest-least-flattering-dress-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what this dress looks like?  A ruffled swimcap.   Or the kind of kneesock a 2nd grader would wear.  I had almost forgotten how much I hated her until I saw this photo.]]></description>
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