The Mock Dock

Well, look no further.  Because now, you could be the total rockstar of gift-giving, with these, the burnt hairs of Michael Jackson.

I am not making this up.

I defy you to find a more creative gift.

Wow.

And there’s others. “Too Sexy” is one of them.

Someone hold me.

I’d just like to remind you all that the people featured in this video get to vote for our elected representatives.

Wow.

I know. Enough MJ stuff already. But an alert and astute mockdocker sent me this and you guys know by now how much I love these flash-choreography in public things. CANNOT get enough of them. I want to be around when one of these happen SO BAD I can hardly stand it.

Here are four friends reacting to the news of Michael Jackson’s death.

Priceless.

By the way, you guys, I’m not sure if you’ve heard this since media reports about it have been few and far between, but Michael Jackson is dead. I’m sorry if you’re hearing that for the first time from me.

According to this, TWELVE PEOPLE have committed suicide over Michael Jackson’s death.

I’m not making this up.

Twelve people actually TOOK THEIR OWN LIVES over this.

It’s sad that Michael Jackson died, you guys, but if this isn’t the most obvious example of natural selection EVER, I don’t know what is.

HI!  I know I haven’t posted anything this live long day, and that it’s been an eventful day in the celebrity world today, and I suppose I COULD say something snarky about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett stealing my birthday thunder, but I won’t – because it’s genuinely sad that both of them died today.

Anyway, I just got home, and it’s been, with the exception of people dying and stuff, a really great birthday.  More to come shortly!

I mean seriously.  Why even go out if you’re going to look like this? And to a public book store?  Really?  Unless he was buying the only copy available in the world of “How To UnWhite Your Skin And Recover The Use Of Your Nostrils After Several Thousand Botched Nosejobs” I see really no reason for him to be at a public bookstore.

Guess what!  The lady who claims to be the biological mother of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket (yeah – that’s what they call him) is suing for joint legal and physical custody of the now 6 year old child.   She wants to “participate in his education” and visit him on  Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.  Oh yeah, and she wants ONE BILLION DOLLARS in support, according to OK magazine.

Isn’t that the greatest request for child support ever? One billion dollars. Because 6 year old kids are EXPENSIVE these days.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed that.

Wow.  With this mask on, this dude is totally unrecognizable.  I mean, I couldn’t even begin to guess who this might be, what with the clever disguise he’s wearing and all.  That is one sneaky dude, wearing something so inconspicuous.

WHOEVER CAN IT BE!??