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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Michael Jackson</title>
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		<title>Need Gift Ideas For The Person Who Has Everything?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/13/need-gift-ideas-for-the-person-who-has-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, look no further.  Because now, you could be the total rockstar of gift-giving, with these, the burnt hairs of Michael Jackson. I am not making this up. I defy you to find a more creative gift.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>How Mortified Would You Be If This Were Your Mom?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/10/01/how-mortified-would-you-be-if-this-were-your-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. And there&#8217;s others. &#8220;Too Sexy&#8221; is one of them. Someone hold me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wow.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/26/wow-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:50:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=8993</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d just like to remind you all that the people featured in this video get to vote for our elected representatives. Wow. P.S. Don't forget! County/State Fair photo contest going on RIGHT NOW! See here for details: FAIR CONTEST!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>LOVE LOVE LOVE</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/09/love-love-love-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/09/love-love-love-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[phooooooooooooot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beat it]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=8802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know. Enough MJ stuff already. But an alert and astute mockdocker sent me this and you guys know by now how much I love these flash-choreography in public things. CANNOT get enough of them. I want to be around when one of these happen SO BAD I can hardly stand it. P.S. Don't forget! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>BEHOLD:  Four Dudes I Would Like To Be Friends With</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/03/behold-four-dudes-i-would-like-to-be-friends-with/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/07/03/behold-four-dudes-i-would-like-to-be-friends-with/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here are four friends reacting to the news of Michael Jackson&#8217;s death. Priceless. By the way, you guys, I&#8217;m not sure if you&#8217;ve heard this since media reports about it have been few and far between, but Michael Jackson is dead. I&#8217;m sorry if you&#8217;re hearing that for the first time from me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Exhibit A: Survival Of The Fittest</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/30/exhibit-a-survival-of-the-fittest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/30/exhibit-a-survival-of-the-fittest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=8709</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to this, TWELVE PEOPLE have committed suicide over Michael Jackson&#8217;s death. I&#8217;m not making this up. Twelve people actually TOOK THEIR OWN LIVES over this. It&#8217;s sad that Michael Jackson died, you guys, but if this isn&#8217;t the most obvious example of natural selection EVER, I don&#8217;t know what is.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Have Not Disappeared.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/25/i-have-not-disappeared/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/25/i-have-not-disappeared/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[farrah fawcett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[HI!  I know I haven&#8217;t posted anything this live long day, and that it&#8217;s been an eventful day in the celebrity world today, and I suppose I COULD say something snarky about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett stealing my birthday thunder, but I won&#8217;t &#8211; because it&#8217;s genuinely sad that both of them died today. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Should Probably Consider Just Using Amazon</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/02/michael-jackson-should-probably-consider-just-using-amazon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/02/michael-jackson-should-probably-consider-just-using-amazon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bookstore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=5440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I mean seriously.  Why even go out if you&#8217;re going to look like this? And to a public book store?  Really?  Unless he was buying the only copy available in the world of &#8220;How To UnWhite Your Skin And Recover The Use Of Your Nostrils After Several Thousand Botched Nosejobs&#8221; I see really no reason [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Yeah.  That&#8217;ll Happen.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/19/yeah-thatll-happen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/19/yeah-thatll-happen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mockery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blanket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child support]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themockdock.com/?p=5264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Guess what!  The lady who claims to be the biological mother of Michael Jackson&#8217;s son Blanket (yeah &#8211; that&#8217;s what they call him) is suing for joint legal and physical custody of the now 6 year old child.   She wants to &#8220;participate in his education&#8221; and visit him on  Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.  Oh yeah, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Boo.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/16/boo-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/12/16/boo-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow.  With this mask on, this dude is totally unrecognizable.  I mean, I couldn&#8217;t even begin to guess who this might be, what with the clever disguise he&#8217;s wearing and all.  That is one sneaky dude, wearing something so inconspicuous. WHOEVER CAN IT BE!??]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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